Bret Boudreaux

[Bret Boudreaux @BretAndButter_]

My power rankings off of strictly gameplay: #Survivor50

1. Cirie
2. Jonathan
3. Rizo
4. Tiffany
5. Aubry
6. Joe
7. Rick (only because he’s a dead man walking)

[Bret Boudreaux @BretAndButter_]

The twist is actually a good one, yall just hate that Jonathan won it. If Tiffany had won it no one would be sayin shit #Survivor50

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@kellynn23 I bet you Jake knew all three of his options

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#AmericanIdol
Brutally Honest Top 12 Performance opinions part 4:

Braden: looks uncomfortable; couldn’t reach the notes oddly enough

Jesse: if you asked me last week I’d agree with this ouster but this was actually kinda good

Keyla: honestly don’t get the hype; sounded flat

[Bret Boudreaux @BretAndButter_]

#AmericanIdol
Brutally Honest Top 12 Performance Opinions part 3:

Kyndal: weird arrangement but didn’t hate it too much; she’s fine

Brooks: oof started out ok but dude needs to RELAX; he’s making ME nervous

Rae: obv great singer but didn’t do a lot for me with this

[Bret Boudreaux @BretAndButter_]

#AmericanIdol
Brutally Honest Top 12 Performance opinions part 2:

Lucas- honestly gets better each week but probably still not enough

Chris- usually like him but he butchered my first dance song; needs to step it up

Philmon- surprised he got this far but the effort is there

[Bret Boudreaux @BretAndButter_]

#AmericanIdol
Brutally Honest Top 12 Performance opinions part 1:

Hannah- on par, good not great; showed she isn’t as dynamic as you thought

Jordan- great voice, good song choice but overall not his best

Daniel- once again forgettable, but song choice lacked umph

[Bret Boudreaux @BretAndButter_]

Also can we mention how fucking gorgeous tribal council is like damn design team go off #Survivor50

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@nicksnominees Now we know why it was chosen as a highlight episode

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I audibly cackled when Colby said to whisper strategy into his right ear only cuz he won’t hear it in the left 😆#Survivor50 #Survivor

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My biggest takeaway from the #Survivor50 premiere is that the old school players just know how to captivate an audience. Everyone on the cast got their introduction tonight but man it’s good to see the OGs back!

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The irony of Aubry clocking Genevieve as being her strategic twin and then Genevieve losing her best ally to injury is not lost on me #Survivor50 #Survivor

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@RyanJohn___ I’m kinda getting female Wes vibes?

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@craighorlbeck @DannyBKelly @Danny_Heifetz Am I too drunk already or is Tom Brady doing alright tonight?

[Bret Boudreaux @BretAndButter_]

@Danny_Heifetz One flex spot between Zay Flowers, JK Dobbins, Jayden Reed, or Jauan Jennings?

[Field Yates @FieldYates]

Paul Skenes was called up to the majors two months ago and is now starting the All-Star game

Absolute stud

[Bret Boudreaux @BretAndButter_]

@craighorlbeck @DannyBKelly @Danny_Heifetz Another variable is the direction of the wipe. I personally stand and go back and forth between wad and fold. But for those who sit, what direction do you wipe in? I’ve heard some guys go front to back (or wipe up) and others go back to front (or wipe down) . Thoughts?

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

On Kentucky Derby day, here’s your reminder that Secretariat was faster than any horse you’ll see today. The year is 1973 and this is his track record run. Untouched for 50 years. The GOAT.

[Bret Boudreaux @BretAndButter_]

@jorgeousjack Millennials vs gen x merge had 9 men and 4 women, so

[Jambo 🐻 @PlayWithJambo]

this goes so hard i'm yelling