Bret Danow

There are no men like me. Only me.

[Bret Danow @BretDanow]

@VerizonSupport I've rescheduled the appointment. I'll believe that the technician shows when he actually gets here. If Verizon values my many years of being a customer, they'll get this problem fixed and make up two lost days of work on my bill.

[Bret Danow @BretDanow]

@VerizonSupport It's cool. I've only spent several hours on phone with Verizon the last few days. It's nice that Verizon thinks so little of its customers.

[Bret Danow @BretDanow]

@VerizonSupport Why? So I can miss another day of work? How can I trust that the technician will even show up?

[Ric Flair® @RicFlairNatrBoy]

Good Morning! As You Roll Into The Office Today, Always Remember...To Be The Man, You Have To Beat The Man! WOOOOO!

[Bret Danow @BretDanow]

@mdanow that's two wrestling themed tweets in two days. Nicely done.

[New York Mets @Mets]

A little roller up along first, behind the bag, it gets through Buckner! Here comes Knight and the #MetsWIN! #YGB!!!

[Brendan Halloran @BrendoHalloran]

The Pete Rose standing ovation lasted 90 seconds, which brought tears to his eyes, because he took the Over...

[Sean Leahy @Sean_Leahy]

The best kind of Stanley Cup is one made of bacon (Photo) - http://t.co/38gwvlPbTV

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Kindve ironic that Peterson is filing a legal appeal claiming that hes being disiplined too harshly

[Bret Danow @BretDanow]

@garyvee Happy birthday Gary. Go Jets!

[Bret Danow @BretDanow]

@schandy97: Love your Twitter picture. Where's that from?

[Bret Danow @BretDanow]

@chug1219 @mikesben here's the link: http://t.co/U6r804dxH7

[Bret Danow @BretDanow]

@chug1219 @mikesben here's some ink for you to get done.

[Chris Andrews @andrewssports]

#Jeter didn't thank George Costanza once. Not once. Ingrate.

[Kickety Split @KicketySplit]

Kickety Split is being talked about in California! Thank you to the NapTime Reviewer for the positive review!... http://t.co/iN2JkVnzyP

[Kickety Split @KicketySplit]

Exciting press for Kickety Split. http://t.co/COzTPdxKZk

[Bret Danow @BretDanow]

@Gil_Brandt Didn't Vince Young say the same sort of thing to the Texans a few years ago, only without the cool analogy?

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Nation’s Shittiest Cities Holding Out Hope Of Being Mentioned In Peyton Manning Audible | More Sports News: http://t.co/rNd28d3mhV

[Bret Danow @BretDanow]

@cam_hi The fumble took a Luck-y bounce.