Bret Steinenberg

Michigan State Athletics Insider - 3 year analyst at 247 sports #SpartansWill

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@MSUFrank1 Franklin, last time I was there @notbrenanwalton gave me a lap dance! 10/10 on yelp.

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As the season comes to an end we can thank our seniors for that they deserve which is great respect. But all we can do now is root for Michigan to lose.

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We’ll be back.

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Kur Teng can’t guard my erect penis

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Izzo “mister March” step the FUCK up!!!

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Jeremy fears will make me have a brain aneurysm

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@espn I’ve seen a dude with one leg do this at IM west on a Tuesday

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Defund pace EL @realDonaldTrump

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Heard Look at me! While in the Harper’s bathroom ripping bag. Made me want to rip more bag @notbrenanwalton @sackguy11

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@sackguy11 Brad my man! Have a great night and get nose deep!

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@sackguy11 @notbrenanwalton I told you

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Just got on a plane and the flight attendant said it stunk in her. All she did was spray air freshener on the dude next to me.

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Just got diverted to Buffalo. Didn’t have on airplane mode #mybad

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Just asked for two Spanish “cervix” instead of cerveza “beer”. Got bitch slapped.

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Just started a bet on Kalshi that Tom Izzo will bust ass on the sparty logo after the game
Please go buy

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I feel like Antonio Brown is due for a come back. We’ve all seen his dick.

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@notbrenanwalton Is it the Villanova chick??👀👀

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Use to think Britney Spears was hot despite the heroine use. However, when she’s starts to get to similar to me with dui’s I cross the line. #usedup

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Just fought a Canadian at our all inclusive over who gives better head. Erica Kirk or Barack Obama. Thoughts?

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@sackguy11 please submit your thoughts on this matter

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My boy just said and I quote “we don’t speak burrito to the Dominican cartel” they’re now wearing his penis