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[Zabby ♡ @Africanzabby]

ppl on tiktok be admitting shit you couldn’t beat out of me

[IG: @MACEOMULAN @maceomulan]

a day off is not a day off anymore. it’s a day to go to the doctor, get a oil change, clean, do homework, get a hair cut, do ur hair, clean the car, THE LIST GOES ONNNNN…. i just want a day off to be a day to take a nap. the wholeeee day.

[MUSE @zipporahbalai]

Doing some fuck shit to me is like cursing yourself, truly.

[Softboy @softboywin]

now apple…. why the hell would "mfhgv4-qqytrz-fr2qwf" be a good password????

[Buss✨ @Busayooo_b]

How can you look at me from head to toe and assume my love language is words of affirmation????

[💗 @ma1ybe]

A male coworker asked me out. I told him I already had plans to watch football on Sunday. He smirked and said, “Women talk about football without even knowing what offside is.”
I smiled and replied, “Men talk about abortion without even having a uterus.” And believe me the conversation ended right there.

[The_Narc_Decoder @NarcDecoder]

Signs of a narcissistic man 🚩

• Everything is about him
• No empathy
• Love-bombs then changes
• Hot & cold behavior
• Gaslights you
• Never takes accountability
• Needs attention
• No respect for boundaries
• Silent treatment
• Makes you feel “too much”
• Only nice when it benefits him
• Blames you for everything
• Keeps options but expects loyalty

If you feel drained, confused, or unheard… that’s your sign.

[solé @layxsnv]

As I get older an matching pj set makes me so happy 😫🫠

[🍊Elgin Barrett Eugene Smith lll🍊 @Southside_Gunn]

Alive and well you stupid bitch

[brenda ⚢ @deerf3mme]

i will restart my whole car if my carplay doesn’t connect like sorry i am not driving without it

[m$.mama$ @GerriahH]

I never understood why niggas smoke from the time they open their eyes till the time they shut????? like how high do you wanna be ??? how do you function???

[ً @artfuIchaos]

the potential you see in other people isn’t real. it is a projection of what you would do in their position.

[Dr. Neighborhood Publicist @nhoodpublicist]

Being in emergency situations with people who panic makes me so angry bruh. Please shut up so I can think 😭

[LEN @jaaayLENo]

I’m sorry but if I got a man pregnant and I didn’t want to keep the baby and he decided to go through with it anyway, I’d be mad af so 😭

[b!essie 🫶 @bleghc]

my friend is going on a date with a professor so she’s looking him up on ratemyprofessor crying

[babytay @sexyandsadity]

after talking to yo first buff / muscular nigga you just can’t go back fr 😂

[DREAMGIRL @cheawayy]

wait he still cheated tho

[tyris ✰ @TYRISPRINT]

whoever said this album was like if dangerous woman & eternal sunshine had a baby, they weren’t lying

[ade @ibunnyshop]

like i genuinely couldnt understand half of what ariana was saying without lyrics in front of me which is how you know dada is home