Cynical Millenial

Master of Arts. Bojack apologist. Nuzlocke enthusiast. Probably reading. Take care.

[Cynical Millenial @BrettChaseRaps]

@WhiteHouse Lame ass country, man.

[Cynical Millenial @BrettChaseRaps]

@boardroom He need to khs tbh.

[Cynical Millenial @BrettChaseRaps]

@mosthiphop You’re a bum. Drake signed with Apple.

[Cynical Millenial @BrettChaseRaps]

@NathanMcKinnon @CubsZone This loser attitude, Nate. Button it up. We riding this wave all year long.

[constantine @ralikeray]

The narrative that you’re not supposed to care about people’s perceptions of you is not based in reality. To be in community you literally have to address how you’re being perceived because how you are perceived directly effects how you’re treated

[BronMuse @BronMuse]

41 year old LeBron vs Shai this series: @statmuse

23.0 PPG 21.0 PPG
6.7 APG 5.7 APG
4.0 RPG 2.7 RPG
1.7 SPG 1.0 SPG
52/38/78% 46/36/79%

[Cynical Millenial @BrettChaseRaps]

@PardonMyTake of all the things Zach has said/done to make me think he is innocent and pure, him saying “are you running an honest business like a used car dealership” actually takes the cake.

[Cynical Millenial @BrettChaseRaps]

@pokemon_daily Greatest typing error in all of Pokemon.

[Cynical Millenial @BrettChaseRaps]

@TylerIAm They prolly just wouldn’t let them.

[Cynical Millenial @BrettChaseRaps]

@BFawkes22 Simply can’t be true.

[Cynical Millenial @BrettChaseRaps]

@Aristotle7777 @charliebilello Aristotle hitting us with some “no duh” bombs. 😮‍💨

[Cynical Millenial @BrettChaseRaps]

@theogpooh Lake Charles stand up.

[Cynical Millenial @BrettChaseRaps]

She get freaky like a Uncle Luke album.

[Cynical Millenial @BrettChaseRaps]

@_FinalFortune @DavidCovucci Remarkable tweet, I’m afraid.

[Cynical Millenial @BrettChaseRaps]

Chimchar, Mudkip, Bulbasaur.

Don’t overthink it.

[pixeladdy @pixeladdy]

If you could assemble the dopest starter trio across all 10 gens, which trio would you choose?

[Cynical Millenial @BrettChaseRaps]

@pixeladdy Chimchar, Mudkip, Bulbasaur.
Don’t overthink it.

[Charlie Bilello @charliebilello]

Americans spent over $109 billion on lottery tickets last year, which is more than they spent on movies, books, concerts and sports tickets - combined.

[Cynical Millenial @BrettChaseRaps]

@LakeShowYo @HoustonRockets Rubbermaid Commercial Fine Bristle gonna last a life time. Worth it even at that price.

[Cynical Millenial @BrettChaseRaps]

@Warriorsflurry @nikotaughtyou Steph lil bro to both of these big dogs, my G.

[Cynical Millenial @BrettChaseRaps]

Best athlete of his generation.

[jack @Jolly_Olive]

David Stearns constructing the 2026 Mets