Brett Wasserman

Hey.

I say dumb stuff.

Welcome.

[Brett Wasserman @BrettDoesFilm]

Thinking about every single horror trailer advertising the movie as an "evolution in horror" or "a new breed of horror" or "horror like you've never seen it before"
Do we have an evolutionary chart for horror? Maybe we can predict future permeations

[Brett Wasserman @BrettDoesFilm]

@MongooseRodeo Looking gorgeous!
Gotta say, I really hate that every person that wouldn't stop jabbering at Team Cherry is now directing that same energy at Mongoose.
Was Silksong not proof enough that you can leave the devs alone and let them cook? Why y'all gotta badger people who are working

[Brett Wasserman @BrettDoesFilm]

@therealpanzer Useful /= profitable

[Brett Wasserman @BrettDoesFilm]

Wonder what planet the dryer minute is set to

[Brett Wasserman @BrettDoesFilm]

Wish I had a nose on the back of my head so I could sleep face down

[Devolver Digital @devolverdigital]

Baby Steps is now releasing on September 23 on PS5 and PC!

[Nate is allergic to hornets]

[Pokemon TCG Restocks & News @PokemonRestocks]

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[Brett Wasserman @BrettDoesFilm]

Something so charming about installing old games.

"Deus Ex has detected the following Direct3D compatible video card:

NVIDIA GeForce 4070..."

"...some 3D card drivers must be updated in order to work properly with Deus Ex's leading-edge 3D features..."

[Brett Wasserman @BrettDoesFilm]

@PlayOverwatch This is such a weird collection of update highlights. Why not show off every hero from each year? Why not talk about maps? Why is the only technical highlight cross play? Why not talk about old modes and events? Reworks? Additional game modes? OWL‽‽‽

So weird.

[Brett Wasserman @BrettDoesFilm]

Installing a program on the c drive as a little treat

[Brett Wasserman @BrettDoesFilm]

@_danlo_ @xD4rkSoundx @McDonalds @GaySatan_of This is also why I am here. I got a toy from them not long ago and it had a special happy meal box for the event, is there different packaging you were meaning?

[Brett Wasserman @BrettDoesFilm]

@John_Garvin What expense, though? You got to make your game. Sorry it did poorly enough not to Garner a sequel, but that's hardly a factor of it being represented in a game celebrating PS's legacy?
Its inclusion here if anything only promotes YOUR creation? Not the other way around??

[Wesk Mods @WeskMods]

@YveltalGriffin and I have been cooking up something special over the past year or so and we are now happy to show it off.

A Wii console the size of a keychain!

CNC'd, anodized, laser marked, and passively cooled

Follow the link for more details: https://t.co/MgZT0ZBV6V

[Brett Wasserman @BrettDoesFilm]

@victordimanet @dalm996 @Pilestedt @stevenspohn @helldivers2 @ArrowheadGS @HellDivers Have you tried inverting the sounds?

[Brett Wasserman @BrettDoesFilm]

@MarkHamill Well I just came by to say I thought you were wearing a Leslie knope shirt and try to laugh about it, but good Lord this comment section is just a raging inferno

[Brett Wasserman @BrettDoesFilm]

WBD fucking sucks.

[Brett Wasserman @BrettDoesFilm]

@JustinGroot3 @Gspfilms

[VAIL VR (#1 Rated VR FPS on Meta Quest) @playvailvr]

To celebrate the launch of VAIL on Quest, we're giving away a @habie147 themed PC in partnership with
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Experience unparalleled combat

VAIL is out now on Quest: https://t.co/6kCBpblbGJ

[Brett Wasserman @BrettDoesFilm]

@nedroid I am very sad to say I could not reach the website while pooping just now.

My poop experience has been greatly diminished, and I fear this may set the tone for the rest of the day