Being a Vikings fan has been pure, unfiltered agony. The humiliating playoff exits, the once-in-a-generation stars who leave us, the injuries that hit at the worst possible moments, and the kind of losses that make you stare at the wall in silence afterward. The Vikings don’t just lose—they invent new, creative ways to crush your spirit. Yet somehow, year after year, I show back up, convincing myrself the pain might finally stop… only for the universe to remind you that being a Vikings fan means learning to cope with agony like it’s a seasonal tradition.
So on this app I’ve learned that the Dodgers:
- should field the ball when it is stuck/wedged and calling time like the ground rules indicate is lame
- should not spend money on free agents because it’s cheating
- fill only 56,000 more seats then the Padres per game in the NLDS, NLCS, and World Series
- are ruining baseball but also are chokers
It will go down as ‘The Will Klein Game’
On a super team with $300M+ contracts all over the field, it was the last guy in the bullpen, making league minimum, who had been released by 3 teams, started the year in the minors, and left off the playoff roster until the World Series.
The Minnesota Vikings are 15-3 when Kevin O’Connell has a Ginger starting at quarterback.
An 83.33% win rate; the highest of any team ever starting Ginger quarterbacks.
Does KOC have a type? Streets are saying so!
#Skol