Brett Skillen

Best comedian in the world!

[Brett Skillen @BrettFSkillen]

My debut comedy album is out now! Link in bio!

[Brett Skillen @BrettFSkillen]

Would you rather have a gay son or a billion dollars? Personally, I’d rather have a billion gay sons.

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Some of y’all need to stop pocket watching and start pocket listening.

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Michael Jackson!

[The Academy @TheAcademy]

If you could greenlight one music biopic tomorrow, who are you choosing?

[Brendan James @deep_beige]

You know Seinfeld's gotta feel conflicted about this

[David Ramírez Álvarez 🇨🇺 @DvidTwit]

This is Hermanos Ameijeiras Clinical-Surgical Hospital.

Conceived to be the National Bank of Cuba before the Revolution in 1959. Instead, it was turned into a hospital.

It treated 9/11 survivor firefighters.

It has been plunged into darkness by a fuel blockade by the U.S.

[Brett Skillen @BrettFSkillen]

Fucking pig!

[Cat TikToks @CatTikToks]

officer meow reporting for duty

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My new opener AND closer.

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I pointed my mic into the crowd before telling this joke.

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First joke I ever wrote.

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China before poptimism

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Comedy album title anyone can use: Do These Jokes Make My Butt Look Big?

[Brett Skillen @BrettFSkillen]

What child wouldn’t want to hang out with Greg Fitzsimmons?

[WeMightBeDrunk @wemightbedrunk]

The Rizzler, Dave Attell, Greg Fitzsimmons, Shaun Murphy - Happy New Yea... https://t.co/ravblnUQpS via @YouTube

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4K re-release of “I Love You Daddy”

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I have this movie idea that doesn’t work because everyone has a cell phone. The movie is about how cell phones will never catch on.

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Ladies! We are leaving ugly boyfriends in 2025💅💅

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

"a movie changes your life" ---really?

[Irish Times Opinion @IrishTimesOpEd]

Sally Rooney: I support Palestine Action. If this makes me a ‘supporter of terror’ under UK law, so be it https://t.co/23F9Lc6UF0

[Brett Skillen @BrettFSkillen]

For those looking for a 4am vibe, I made a slowed + reverb of one of my album tracks and put it on YouTube. https://t.co/f37naeCDe6

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Bro…you fucking crushed on Subway Takes