bretton

unsolicited opinions on topics i know nothing about

[bretton @BrettFalc]

how to: avoid cuffing season like the plague

[bretton @BrettFalc]

I think about this tweet from 2018 a lot now

[bretton @BrettFalc]

if you apply ketchup directly out of the to-go packets onto each individual french fry before eating it - congratulations, you're a psychopath

[bretton @BrettFalc]

@CraveCanada Fix your fucking app. I might as well save myself $20+/month and wait to download Euphoria illegally. It’s 6:33 PST, another 20 minutes and you’ll become irrelevant.

[Nathan @2Fast2Nathan]

the plots for Finding Nemo and Taken are nearly identical and no one talks about this enough

[bretton @BrettFalc]

@jsatravers ahhhhh you’re not worth the time

[bretton @BrettFalc]

@jsatravers We’d do the same for you. You’re a disgrace to this sports fan base.

[bretton @BrettFalc]

@jsatravers @Canucks @NHLFlames You lived in Vancouver and were wearing a Canucks jersey when this happened. You would have also gagged at the thought of being a future Flames fan at the time. Tone it tf down.

[Rob @ghoulcabin]

Would give anything to experience this again

[L.A.S. @SartoriallyInc]

call me francis ford copalot the way i direct these jawnz into my closet

[Jack Saint @lackingsaint]

got to be honest, it's starting to feel like we're just doing things we feel like doing and saying it's in support of health care workers

[keegan @FranziaMom]

i’m baby

[bretton @BrettFalc]

my “awkward handshake interaction” stats are at a record breaking low, I’m on pace for the perfect month

[bretton @BrettFalc]

as a white dude, I do not miss getting dapped up in the slightest.

[Peter Hassett 🌕🐉 @peterhassett]

Someone is about to ruin their life by doing some poorly advised Aprils Fools gag tomorrow. Someone in digital marketing has forgotten to delete a scheduled tweet. Someone is about to get massively ratio'd and they have no idea it's coming.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

my WFH fit

[saint cignatius @saintcignatius]

my quarantine routine is very simple. i wake up and go insane

[bretton @BrettFalc]

Can’t wait to watch next weeks episode where they get exposed with extensive statistics

[CBS News @CBSNews]

“If I get corona, I get corona. At the end of the day, I'm not gonna let it stop me from partying”: Spring breakers are still flocking to Miami, despite coronavirus warnings. https://t.co/KoYKI8zNDH

[14 @user24736514]

Her” he probably out there cheating on me during lockdown”

Me:

https://t.co/EASKdUwWpY

[Throwing Fits @ThrowingFits]

tested positive for missing the boys