Brett Flugstad

[Betty F*ckin' White @BettyFckinWhite]

If you stay in a Trump hotel, refuse to pay. Say that you weren't satisfied. He said that's cool. #debatenight

[Brett Flugstad @BrettFlugstad]

@realDonaldTrump Her speech was probably written just so he could say this

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"That's her sister on the guitar right?"

-"They're BOTH sisters!"

That's usually how it works dad

[The Puff Puff Pastor @PastorDaveBless]

Skol-iosis: The sideways curvature of a field goal kick which most often occurs when the Vikings have a chance to win something for once

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The Flugstad hiccup remedy: 9 gulps of liquid in a row. Works every time.

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Folger's ad: "I heard you're pretty good at waking people up."
Me: That's not ice.
Dad: No, that's how she does it. It doesn't work as well.

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Perfect timing for me to hear KQRS playing a Beatles marathon #JohnLennon #EverythingHappensForAReason

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I never fully understood "my way, or the highway." If you're on a highway; same ways.

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https://t.co/f3kdPVPHoj this is goald

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@DrakeYMCMB_ and hear

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#InsideAds Mystic Lake's new slogan, "Let's Go!," also directs the gamblers inside the casino already, but with a financially better impulse

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@RapperReact that's probably his point...therefore his punchline...

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@MacMiller I'm a fan of that logo on the top

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@AmERIKAnNation told ya it wouldn't take long! 😏

[Prof @Profgampo]

worst thing about this loss tho, is that I cant point out one thing that sticks out as awful. its... everywhere...

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@SecureAmerica well did they knowingly do that? And when exactly was this...

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@AmERIKAnNation #ThanksObama

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I wish Pandora had thumb buttons for the artists of the songs. Hate when a famous artist i never wanna listen to comes on a station.

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@LovesFemSmokers key word: "last"

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@DrakeYMCMB_ then why would you want people to care about this?