Brett Holzapfel

ISU 🌪️Alum
mechanical and civil engineer

[pokey @pokeywvu]

Just saw this shit

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Proposal: Replace the water in the reflecting pool with good ol' Kentucky bourbon:

- naturally algae resistant
- delicious
- good for American industry
- looks fantastic

[Kira @kira_sofine]

Absolutely hate to admit this, but I haven’t felt fly like a G6 in a long time

[Old Row Sports @OldRowSports]

Connor Hellebuyck - Secretary of Defense

[Vials @hisbelovedsleep]

Trump’s first act of White Boy Summer should be making Panera Bread bring back the lemonade that was killing people. The weak should fear the strong.

[Brett Holzapfel @BrettHOLZAPFEL]

@garbzzzz I'm upset about the NBA finals referees too.

[Anthony Becht @Anthony_Becht]

My chest hurt watching this game…🤣🤣@CycloneFB

[Iowa State Football @CycloneFB]

New wallpapers! 📲🌪️

[Brett Holzapfel @BrettHOLZAPFEL]

I love seeing Iowa State highlights during the draft

[Iowa State Football @CycloneFB]

“You know what you’re getting when you get an Iowa State player.”

🗣️@JohnLynch49ers

[Brett Holzapfel @BrettHOLZAPFEL]

@shakkattackk They also ruined halo

[LASIK.com @LASIKdotcom]

Better Vision. Better Calls.

Still literally offering all NFL refs free LASIK.

[Brett Holzapfel @BrettHOLZAPFEL]

@IowaChill Classic Iowa only going for the rectangular counties

[Bennett Ford @bennettoford]

The @konrardy_kyle “Too Small” after the Extra Point to take the lead…

That boy is COLD. BLOODED. 😮‍💨

[College Football Zone @CollegeFBonX]

America continues to dominate

[Barstool ISU @BarstoolISU]

Who’s gonna tell them 😭😂

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Scott Hanson Lied: 7-Hours of Commercial-Free Football is Dead, NFL RedZone is Now Showing Commercials https://t.co/KrtNq7Hgc0

[Brett Holzapfel @BrettHOLZAPFEL]

@rickie94 Use a calculator bro it's not that deep

[Brett Holzapfel @BrettHOLZAPFEL]

Wtf is byu doing