BJDeriso

Photographer, Graphic Artist, Tech Nerd Extraordinaire

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@chiky_handlr “Gracefully concede your 2020 loss to Joe Biden, or clap your hands. You have to do one.”

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@theliamnissan Who needs to call out MAGA's low-IQ, uneducated archetype, when we have folks like Heather illustrating it so vividly? 😆

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REALLY not liking these new, wider @Starbucks "Tall" cups. They squash when you pick them up (flimsy), and the sleeve doesn't fit right. BOOO!👎

#FirstWorldProblems

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@RyanOwens87 @GovPressOffice It’s not about looking cool. It’s about reminding everyone how badly the orange shitgibbon has debased civil discourse. We understand irony.

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@tikonine @GovPressOffice Quiet, piggy.

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@AtThisHr @GovPressOffice Now, If only cow pies could vote 🤣

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@Matt_Pinner It’s a Hippotatumus.

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@cturnbull1968 I have one for you: “Cult”

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@elonmusk In other words, you’re a troll and proud of it.

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@minchoi I’ll consider AI impressive when it revives Will Smith’s career.

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@dussyme @Mishi_2210 Even if we accept that “by half” means “divide by .5” you will only get 1050 by violating the order of operations —which exists with or without parenthesis.

Addition and subtraction before multiplication and division.

500 / (.5 + 50) = 9.901

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@Mishi_2210 Clarify:

A. (500 / .5) + 50 = 1,050
B. 500 / (.5 + 50) = 9.901

If by “by half” you mean .5, then these are the only two options.

A violates the order of operations.

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@Jindo_1307979 511,081

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@kakarPathan_ Actually, never mind 69. There’s also 38.

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@kakarPathan_

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@Damaan4u33 I would congratulate them on finally delivering on their promise of making America great again.

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@harry65p @mjfree To be clear, there is nothing of Christ’s teachings in Christian nationalism. These people have a dominion mentality, and they justify their bigotry by wrapping it in religion. You can’t shame them with accusations of hypocrisy, because they are holding true to their doctrine.

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@mjfree Besides my lunch?

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I'd say only NBC can pivot from a horrific appartment fire to "Black Friday Deals" in one breath, but come on. This is 'Murica 🙄

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@neiltyson 🤣🤣🤣🤣