Brett Merritt

[Brett Merritt @BrettMerritt18]

First time playing fantasy football. Just grabbed this team in a 16 team league! How’d I do?

[Brett Merritt @BrettMerritt18]

How has there not been a National Treasure 3? I know finding 3 treasures that have been hidden for centuries seems implausible, but this is Nick Cage we’re talking about

[Brett Merritt @BrettMerritt18]

Checks out. Not a big fan of grilled cheese

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

People who love grilled cheese sandwiches tend to have more sex

[Brett Merritt @BrettMerritt18]

@sam_mooneyy @TheAndrewNadeau Lmaoooo the lists will be long

[Brett Merritt @BrettMerritt18]

@LittleDude_51 Followers let me dahn 😭

[Brett Merritt @BrettMerritt18]

What percentage of the world knows the most famous person on the planet (whoever that may be)? Like maybeee 1000 people know me but 4 billion (~50%) might know Lebron. That’s crazy lmao

[Brett Merritt @BrettMerritt18]

@S_P_E_N_ Yes 😉

[Brett Merritt @BrettMerritt18]

@lainam_ “Excuse me” is not a good 5am thought

[Brett Merritt @BrettMerritt18]

Could the evolution of technology hinder the evolution of human beings? Or will humans continue to evolve but technology will change evolution’s trajectory? Like instead of evolving to grow more hair or something to handle the cold, we made fire and jackets. Lmk your 5am thoughts

[Brad @VeryyBusyy]

How many people has Harry Styles gotten with?

[WheatNOil @WheatNOil]

The mRNA vaccines (Pfizer and Moderna) are kind of brilliant at a science level. I’ve had a few people in my real non-Twitter life ask me to explain how it works so I’m going to try my best here in this thread while I’m waiting for a patient to show.

[Brett Merritt @BrettMerritt18]

@LittleDude_51 You’re mad because me and @NikoRakic24 are more enlightened than you

[Brett Merritt @BrettMerritt18]

@LittleDude_51 You can snap me anytime 😩😉😀😩😉🤤😊😘

[Brett Merritt @BrettMerritt18]

@VeryyBusyy “Cool. Let me know when you can see my screen”

[Jacob Griffith @jrgriffith51]

That was discouraging. But don’t make it disarming. You still need to vote!

[Brett Merritt @BrettMerritt18]

We really just accepted working 5 days a week with two weeks vacation lmaooooooo

[Brett Merritt @BrettMerritt18]

@VeryyBusyy Views didn’t drop on Spotify that night either 😭