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Turned 21 today! 9 + 10!

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@algoestowork ON A SATURDAY? UNBELIEVABLE! THIS CANNOT STAND

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Asked someone with narcolepsy how they plan to treat it and they said they don’t know quite yet but they’ll sleep on it

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I’m a fitness influencer and I eat 500 eggs a day

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‘Sopranos’ star Vincent Pastore has died at the age of 80.

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@algoestowork ON A SATURDAY? UNBELIEVABLE! THIS CANNOT STAND

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Nothing in society is as underappreciated as getting bread at restaurants

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“Money is the root of all evil” No it’s not. The root of all evil is money surrounded by fire and brimstone, shadow demons, lava, chains, and a giant 20 ft statue of Howie Mandel

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@algoestowork ON A SATURDAY? UNBELIEVABLE! THIS CANNOT STAND

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Nicolas Cage is GRUG!

[The Croods @TheCroodsFilm_]

Nicolas Cage is GRUG!

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people that live in haunted houses must have a hard time with their dating lives. Seems like they’re always getting ghosted

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@algoestowork ON A SATURDAY? UNBELIEVABLE! THIS CANNOT STAND

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Imagine the terror of celebrating your birthday and all of a sudden the Mario Kart cloud guy comes out holding a sign saying “final lap”

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How do people wear crop tops without feeling like their stomach is the weak spot in a boss fight

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@JensenAckles 🤨

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Thanking the guy leaving the bathroom stall for "warming 'er up for me" and then slamming the door behind me

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@algoestowork ON A SATURDAY? UNBELIEVABLE! THIS CANNOT STAND

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

'Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl' was released 23 years ago today 🏴‍☠️

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

20 years ago today, ‘PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MAN'S CHEST’ was released in theaters.

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without his cookies, he's just a monster....