Brett Plaxton

I’m not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

[Brett Plaxton @BrettPlaxton]

New pinned post of the dogs, because why not?

[Brett Plaxton @BrettPlaxton]

@sisuvanhell I’m ashamed that family and other people I know out home knowingly and gladly voted for that bonehead

[Brett Plaxton @BrettPlaxton]

Should Alberta separate, my wife and I are getting the fuck out of dodge

[Lucy 🇨🇦 @TheBlueGem3]

If Alberta were to separate I wouldn’t stick around for the gun toting yokel toothless sausage party spiralling into anarchy and collapse. Women especially would leave on mass.

[Sean Murphy @artofseanmurphy]

There should be a cinema licence where in order to get it and see films you have to be able to shut up for more than two hours, not be on your phone for that time, and also not be an absolute annoyance. Seriously though people have lost all decorum which needs fixing.

[FrancisSlider64 DS @FSlider64DS]

On the N64, you need an Expansion Pak to play DK64.
On the Switch, you need the Expansion Pack to play DK64

[Brett Plaxton @BrettPlaxton]

@amainsurance I hope somebody gets back to me soon, because I’m about ready to cancel my policy. I really do not appreciate being jerked around like this.

[Brett Plaxton @BrettPlaxton]

@amainsurance Why is my car insurance jumping up almost $70 a month because somebody put my info in wrong? Why should I have to pay because somebody messed up? I am not impressed

[Brett Plaxton @BrettPlaxton]

@amainsurance I’ve been waiting for over a week now

[Brett Plaxton @BrettPlaxton]

@amainsurance When may I anticipate a response? I’ve sent messages through the AMA website and the response yesterday and haven’t heard a word from anyone.

[Brett Plaxton @BrettPlaxton]

@CraigBaird https://t.co/DgvRfpbViH

[Brett Plaxton @BrettPlaxton]

@amainsurance My email is [email protected] and my policy number is S000144954

[Brett Plaxton @BrettPlaxton]

@ABDanielleSmith 🖕🏻

[Brett Plaxton @BrettPlaxton]

Our theatre didn’t bring in I Love Boosters, I had hoped to watch that one on the big screen!

[Doug @Doug_YYC]

Living in Alberta is mentally exhausting. I love this province but there is so much hate & division that exists here now and I don’t like it. Whether it’s targeting minorities, Canada, or our neighbours, it has to stop. Canada didn’t lose its way, Alberta did. #cdnpoli #ableg

[Meg 🇨🇦 @nut_meggy]

Wait, did I miss the referendum to decide if we should even have a referendum to have a referendum on a referendum?

[Brett Plaxton @BrettPlaxton]

@nateglubish That’s where you’re wrong. Quit trying to gaslight everyone, Nate! And to think I thought you were a cool person back when you were a musician.

[Brett Plaxton @BrettPlaxton]

Just got a call from my insurance company saying they messed up on my policy when I bought my vehicle and now I have to pay an extra $76 a month, bringing my car insurance up to nearly $400 a month. It’s the Alberta Advantage!

[Brett Plaxton @BrettPlaxton]

There’s a certain ironing to the person with a vehicle full stickers of a certain political phrase and begging to murder somebody saying the Bort license plate on my vehicle looks idiotic 😅

[Brett Plaxton @BrettPlaxton]

@firagawalkwthme I shushed a group behind me when I watched Scream 7. I could hear them threaten to dump popcorn on me afterwards and one kicked my seat as they left 😅

[Oriana Nichelle @OrianaNichelle]

it’s really NOT that hard to have movie theater etiquette

[kramerica industries @hepimp]

he’s sat through 30 minutes of adverts at the cinema …now dim the lights…and play another advert.