Brett Ray

[Marshall Mathers @Eminem]

Everyone thinks i dont write my own tweets but i wrote this one.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Jake is one smooth son of a bitch

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

I had a dream last night...

[Mark Robinson @robboma24]

Fifty shades of grey is romantic only because the guy is a billionaire. If he was living in a trailer it would be a Criminal minds episode.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Growing up sucks!

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Couldn't agree more

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

Not even I think you’re beautiful.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When the whole squad starts roasting you

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

THIS. This is my life.

[Tinie @tinie]

We are our own worst enemies most of the time.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

What do sleeping and sex have in common? I’m not getting nearly enough of either.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When your mom types www.po on the computer...

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

My real name is James Blount, but I changed it as people teased me that it rhymed with 'count'.

[Average Joe @JoeeWaters]

#TweetSomethingYouGetAlot nah you must be 12 not 20

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Men tend to overestimate women's interest in them, and women tend to underestimate men's interest.