Brett Relander

Family man, entrepreneur, investor, foodie, volleyball Dad, Hawkeye fan. Ignore the detractors, and WIN.

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I may stand corrected 🤷‍♂️

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Super Lock of the week. Notre Dame -10.5 vs BYU. I don’t know much, but I know BYU is perpetually overrated.

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Debut single https://t.co/F97IwvOSzg She’s only 17!

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Penn State officiating crew giving away first downs over and over.

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@AmericanAir is flight 2460 from VPS ever going to take off? What a shit show.

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@_AA_ServTeamHQ This is simple. Either stop overselling flights or just allow your ground team to assign a value to the voucher they are offering. No one wants a blind offer.

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Our friends @AmericanAir has over sold another flight. Now we’re all waiting at the gate for 4 people to accept a voucher of undetermined value. What a pain.

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Kiva is an easy way to make a real difference in someone's life. Will you join me in helping Rustam in Besh-Oruk village, Chui region to pursue their dream? https://t.co/YVOIxQR57y #microloan #kivalove via @Kiva #GiveBack

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@elonmuskADO 12

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@DadBod_ZeroKids @PennStateFball It’s a fair point. Still would bet that they are a first round out in the playoff though.

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Can we all please stop pretending that @PennStateFball is a top 5 team. They can’t beat good teams, and can barely beat bad ones. Regardless of the record, they shouldn’t be higher than 10-12 until they can beat a top 10 opponent. All the teams currently ranked 5-11 would beat them. @IndianaFootball @AlabamaFTBL @GeorgiaFootball @Vol_Football @NDFootball @CanesFootball @OleMissFB #CollegeFootball #NCAAF #CFP

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No doubt. He may have 4 arms. All Dads now have a new role model.

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Possibly the greatest single male athletic performance of all time

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Hey @netflix increase your bandwidth. What a crap experience.

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LET’s GO!!!! @ALLENVBALL

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Let’s Go!

[Allen Volleyball @ALLENVBALL]

This is awesome!!!
Thanks @alleneaglesfb and @LarryWMcrae @CoachLWig @Coach_Gonzales
ALL OF US 🅰️🆙 FRIDAY NIGHT!!
Playoff TIME!
Let’s GO!

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Well deserved. Go Eagles! #ALLIN

[Allen Volleyball @ALLENVBALL]

Not possible without the amazing people surrounding me!! Thank you all!! 💙❤️

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Calling all #snowbirds. Grab this luxury home on 30A in Florida for the winter to sit back and relax in style. Golf cart included. https://t.co/Hy3o5lOeOQ

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Kiva is an easy way to make a real difference in someone's life. Will you join me in helping Fedelicia in Agencia Gotera to pursue their dream? https://t.co/TYPb0HOf0F #microloan #kivalove via @Kiva