NewDadWhoDis?

Author dad, metalhead dad, and horror fiend dad.
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[NewDadWhoDis? @BrettRexB]

What is a Jelly Roll and why is it suddenly in all of my music?

[NewDadWhoDis? @BrettRexB]

@KirkseyDiane @travisakers To be fair, a team of ghostwriters "helped" her write a series of wonderful books about being heroes, standing up to bullies, and being yourself.

[NewDadWhoDis? @BrettRexB]

@BoundlessZA "strategy is a simple process, made complicated by idiots."

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this

[NewDadWhoDis? @BrettRexB]

It's a weird fucking world when my health insurance is trying to sell me tickets to an Andrea Bocelli concert.

[NewDadWhoDis? @BrettRexB]

@tim_cook Ah yes, the egregious destruction of individual creativity. Sounds pretty Apple on-brand to me.

[NewDadWhoDis? @BrettRexB]

Dude on the interwebs called the Cybertruck a wankpanzer and now I'm ded

[NewDadWhoDis? @BrettRexB]

Remember that time Indiana Jones and a plane of Nazis travelled through time by flying into a sky butthole?

Yeah, me too.

[NewDadWhoDis? @BrettRexB]

As if worrying about the faces I make wasn't enough...

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

A man’s anal sphincter contracts in one of three different patterns when he orgasms.

[NewDadWhoDis? @BrettRexB]

Being a dad is complaining about never making it to the gym while spinning 20kgs of screaming toddler above your head because he's a helicopter

[NewDadWhoDis? @BrettRexB]

So, now that we've all collectively, and finally, agreed that Alan Ritchson is a dawg-damned gift to television, can we PLEASE get a second season of Blood Drive?

[Jacopo della Quercia @Jacopo_della_Q]

Hear me out... #FilmTwitter

[NewDadWhoDis? @BrettRexB]

Fatherhood is a son badgering you the entire morning to go for a swim, then waiting in your cozzie as the sun begins to set while he spends 30 minutes on the loo eating toothpaste and having poo.

[NewDadWhoDis? @BrettRexB]

It's #burger2beers time again at @TheEateryGrill Claremont. Still the best deal in town.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

A new ocean is forming in Africa along a 35-mile crack that opened up in Ethiopia in 2005. The crack, which has been expanding ever since, is a result of three tectonic plates pulling away from each other.

It’s thought that Africa’s new ocean will take at least 5 million to 10 million years to form, but the Afar region’s fortuitous location at the boundaries of the Nubian, Somali and Arabian plates makes it a unique laboratory to study elaborate tectonic processes.

There are still some big unknowns, including what is causing the continent to rift apart. Some think that a massive plume of superheated rocks rising from the mantle beneath East Africa could be driving the region’s continental rift.

Each plate boundary in the Afar region is spreading at different speeds, but the combined forces of these separating plates is creating what’s known as a mid-ocean ridge system, where eventually a new ocean will form.

The three plates are separating at different speeds. The Arabian plate is moving away from Africa at a rate of about 1 inch per year, while the two African plates are separating even slower, between half an inch to 0.2 inches per year.

[📷 Anthony Philpotts]

[NewDadWhoDis? @BrettRexB]

Do you also enjoy unfolding the thin dosage and informational leaflets that come with your meds then working out the best way to refold them, or are you normal?

[NewDadWhoDis? @BrettRexB]

@insultsrare Bro, that's just a pic of The Red Hot Chili Peppers.

[NewDadWhoDis? @BrettRexB]

Once again enjoying my #burgertwobeers at @TheEateryGrill. Best damn special in Cape Town.

[NewDadWhoDis? @BrettRexB]

"Authors" throwing their toys on Reddit because Amazon banned their "books" for using AI is my new favourite thing.

[NewDadWhoDis? @BrettRexB]

Bananas laugh at man's hubris.

[NewDadWhoDis? @BrettRexB]

@papa_action But like... yeah, this is exactly how philosophy used to work 🤣 Plato? The great granddaddy of philosophy?That was his wrestling name. Dude was famous for winning arguments by whipping off his kit and flexing. Logic UFC. Socratic smackdown.