Brett

Tax accountant. Real estate novelist. Red Sox, Wolverines, Patriots, yacht rock, and singer-songwriter fan (and apologist).

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

Fantasy football analysts will be like "My top waiver wire adds of the week are guys that went in the 10th round of every draft"

[Ben Houselog @benlikessport]

I wanna go see the oddyssey but I know as soon as I get in the theatre LeBron is signing

[dora @dorathydotmp4]

the bb27 cast post season #bb28

[Cubs Desk Jockey @CubsDJ]

My aunt’s “roommate” Carol she’s lived with for 43 years.

[paul @paulstevex]

justin bieber saw people having fun and said let me doing a boring song and ruin the vibe for everyone

[Phil Thompson @wonder_city_]

From my archive of projects that never went anywhere:
I wanted to create a simple "found object" map of Chicago, so I combined a tablecloth with a blue vinyl record.

[Falkland Islands @falklands_utd]

From one small Atlantic island to another: good luck Cape Verde.

Purely island solidarity, obviously. 🇫🇰🇨🇻

[James Holzhauer @James_Holzhauer]

FIFA: simultaneous matches make collusion impossible

[Alex Turk @TurkTalksFC]

You can chat to me about Turkiye and Czechia all you want…

But Uruguay failing to get out of a group containing Saudi Arabia and Cape Verde in a World Cup where 8/12 3rd-place teams progress is comfortable the biggest underachievement of the tournament.

Hideous campaign.

[Himbo President 🇵🇸 @himbopresident]

It's sort of funny that in the US they market the World Cup as though it's a wide open, Wild West tournament where any country could win when in reality it just sort of rotates between Argentina, Italy, Germany, France, and Brazil for the most part

[MLB @MLB]

One day closer to finding out if we’re getting returnees on the new season of Big Brother #BB28

(Please put Danielle Reyes back on my screen 🙏)

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

soccer obsessives watching the World Cup: "I'm not sure the manager has them in the right formation to maximize the inventiveness of their wingers based on what we've seen in the Eredivisie"

me: "I think Messi & the big Norwegian lad are gonna score"

and we're both right!

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

just learned two things from a pair of bengali guys in the gym changing room:

1. it is possible to passionately disagree about the subject of air fryers

2. there is no bengali word for air fryer

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

DAVE LETTERMAN: Paul, you watching the World Cup?

PAUL SHAFFER: The beautiful game.

DAVE LETTERMAN: Right now, the hookers in Times Square are offering a FIFA special. For an extra $5, you get a three-minute hydration break.

PAUL SHAFFER: *plays opening of "Seven Nation Army"*

[no context survivor @BESTOFSURVlVOR]

Survivor seasons 15-20 being an unequaled generational run... I fear we'll never see reality TV do it like that again

[Joel Beall @JoelMBeall]

Incredible. He comes and kills a two month heater. He leaves and we witness the greatest comeback in basketball history

[caleb gamman @calebgamman]

the title theme music is exactly synchronised to modulate based on the paragraph breaks of the 1977 movie and none of the others line up

[JP @whyamijp]

and the sky is gray