Brett Howe

Designer Dad Rockstar

[JmRoyle #LFC #YNWA #BLM #RejoinEU @MyArrse]

Is that number plate Prince Andrew's way of messaging teen girls.

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@StephenKing “It’s a Unix system. I know this.” Jurassic Park clumsy product placement.

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@MichaelSmyth_ A Popeye ride straight to Adelaide Jail, no FU ice coffee, no frog cakes and the only way to get out, is to pick the showdown winner!

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@MichaelSmyth_ @Qantas Probably executives called in to make up numbers.

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So the avalanche of hate has descended on the Twitter verse. The mouth breathers have crawled out from under their rocks because Musk is all about free speech. Gonna take a break. Pop back in a month when the smoke has cleared and see it the stench remains. #ELONMUSK

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@Kirsy1972 @ThatEricAlper

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@SkyNewsAust Sky, you are such flogs. If you’re going to print a load of bollocks, at least make sure the clip isn’t already all over the internet showing the opposite!

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@Variety Mathew who? Oh, now I get it!

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@sunriseon7 Ok…yes power pills will rise due to the previous liberal govt propping up gas & coal, rather than rewarding investment in the cheapest power, wind, solar & storage. Get that tranistion moving asap and we stand half a chance!

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@bronnie50 @Carliegeeaustin @itsthewookie @MikeCarlton01 Really? The left? You’ve turned a rape trial into a issue of left or right. Good for you. I haven’t heard the term “not guilty” from a jury yet.

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@MichaelSmyth_ https://t.co/M8oi30gaq1 Humphrey.

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It may be the Gin speaking, but a couple of G&T’s is the best dinner I’ve had for ages. How crunchy is ice? #NotDrunk #MaybeABit #KISpirits

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@MichaelSmyth_ @timhatfield87 The way the economy is going, it will be any day now!

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@MichaelSmyth_ @Kirsy1972 Maybe, wrong channel…and “Fat Cat Magic Department” I’m pretty sure was the accounting department for Christopher Skase. ;)

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@timhatfield87 I thought the same thing. Obviously “updated” in the 80’s. Agree, lose the tacky bronze reflecto glass.

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@MichaelSmyth_ Yep…and Lady Diana never looked better! ;)

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@ashfreddyjasonx @7AFL Ha! No worries, just trying to help. You’d be surprised how many people don’t realise. Might be time to contact your local broadcaster and give them some gentle words of advice ;)