Brett

freestyle dancer during the day comedy writer for @dailydrunkmag @Havencomedy @PointsinCase during the night

[Brett @BrettSkalicky]

I wonder if people who live isolated in the wilderness fall asleep to white noise sounds of a New York construction crew building an apartment complex?

[Brett @BrettSkalicky]

@PlayStation You misspelt CrossDownloadCode

[Brett @BrettSkalicky]

It comes as an empty box with a download code inside

[PlayStation @PlayStation]

Switch out lever gates with ease on the FlexStrike wireless fight stick: https://t.co/w3qDZd3hyv

[Brett @BrettSkalicky]

@PlayStation Will these also become digital in 2028?

[Brett @BrettSkalicky]

@PlayStation Holy shit a physical product??

[Brett @BrettSkalicky]

Fuck the wizard who owns the chupacabra is at the off leash dog park again

[Brett @BrettSkalicky]

This is not my first rodeo. It is my second

[Brett @BrettSkalicky]

Hey 250 years of freedom is nothing to scoff at but everything must come to an end at some point

[Brett @BrettSkalicky]

I was at Taylor Swift’s wedding and she had to remove Travis Kelce’s ring pop before putting his wedding band on

[Brett @BrettSkalicky]

Crazy frog could be heard for miles blasting from MSG today

[Brett @BrettSkalicky]

My father fought in Vietnam. A hotel in Ho Chi Minh City charged him for an extra night so he got into a fist fight with the clerk

[The Needling @TheNeedling]

“We actually haven’t seen any cases of sailors being lured to their deaths by the hypnotic and enchanting voice of a siren since like 300 BCE,” said UW Anthropologist Rob Telemackus.

[The Needling @TheNeedling]

Study Finds Siren-Related Deaths Among Sailors Way Down: https://t.co/hKHowLPozY

[MBG @xMBGx]

Just to show you how scummy Sony is being with this news.

They anticipated their numbers would drop through people protesting/boycotting by canceling Ps Plus and pre-orders but they won't have to show their numbers to investors until the end of September.

Their next earnings call is July 31st however it only covers up to June 30th. They planned this out perfectly to drop it on July 1st for this very reason. The numbers dip early July, they have over 2 months to watch them HOPEFULLY recover as the deperate gamers crawl back and the investors see that Sony moving away from physical games didn't hurt anything.

Keep this is mind as we move forward. Sony is betting on you caving and crawling back to them in the coming weeks. Oh and so are the investors.

[Nick Coffman @thatCoffman]

Louis C.K. Required to Have His Hands Visible at all Times During New Netflix Special

[The Needling @TheNeedling]

Leftist US World Cup Team Fan Promises to Go Back to Being Ashamed of Country for 4th of July: https://t.co/aVwWKAbkMH

[Brett @BrettSkalicky]

At least when I go to trade in my empty GTA 6 box it’ll be the first game truly worth the twelve cent store credit I’m going to get

[PNP Games 🇨🇦 @PNPGames]

A petition for a physical disc edition of Grand Theft Auto VI: https://t.co/ls99Hn9WMl

We're three video game stores in Winnipeg, Manitoba. On our own we're easy to ignore.
Together, we're a number they can't. Add your name to the call for a real GTA 6 disc release.
If we reach 10,000 responses, we'll take it straight to Take-Two.

We appreciate your time - Play Forever! 🎮
-Past N Present Games

[Brett @BrettSkalicky]

My dad never played catch with me as a kid. He was paralyzed from the neck down. Also he didn’t want to

[The Needling @TheNeedling]

Mariners Father’s Day Game Welcomes Dads to Walk on Field and Admire Well Kept Lawn: https://t.co/ZnxOvBLPnb

[The Needling @TheNeedling]

“The chopping will take place from 4:45 AM until one of our kids puts a movie on that we aren’t sure of but watch anyways while standing near the entrance to the TV room.”