Brett Thompson

I like Motorcycles and random road trips.

[Brett Thompson @BrettThompson25]

I’ve only seen negative posts about 2018 so here’s this: I decided to turn my life around. I quit smoking, dedicated myself to eating healthy and working out everyday, started boxing, and lost 70lbs, So here’s to another great year of bettering myself🤙🏼

[Brett Thompson @BrettThompson25]

The emotional roller coaster

[sarah @sarahfromcs]

what’s the last roller coaster you rode in 2021?🎢 🎊

[Brett Thompson @BrettThompson25]

Nah they aren’t fucking, it’s the same guy

[Brett Thompson @BrettThompson25]

@madibiggz I wasn’t sure if the public was ready but now I have no choice

[Brett Thompson @BrettThompson25]

High school history teachers.

[Brett Thompson @BrettThompson25]

Now that I’m in shape this is the stuff that haunts me at 9am on a workday

[Brett Thompson @BrettThompson25]

I was a chubby child because I didn’t understand that the meal replacement shakes in the fridge weren’t just chocolate milk. I was pounding 3 of those a day and no one questioned why the 10yo was drinking slim fast with their dinner

[Brett Thompson @BrettThompson25]

I regret every camo joke I’ve ever made.

[Jen Gentleman 🌺 @JenMsft]

My brain refuses to believe there are 4 people in this photo

[Brett Thompson @BrettThompson25]

@thenacho5 You’re late for work again huh

[Brett Thompson @BrettThompson25]

@thenacho5 Kids when they first learn how to make eggs by themselves

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@itsmeRachie Waffle House employees could break up a fight better than capitol security

[Brett Thompson @BrettThompson25]

@smithson_jack I want to hear the full story that inspired this tweet

[Brett Thompson @BrettThompson25]

@abbygov Because we forgot

[Brett Thompson @BrettThompson25]

Do dogs ever fully understand the concept of mirrors or do they just learn “if I mind my business this other dog won’t mess with me again”

[Brett Thompson @BrettThompson25]

Or I could be a school nurse, Toss some saltines their way and send them back to class. Same energy

[Brett Thompson @BrettThompson25]

My buddy had a really bad stomach ache and I told him to sip ginger ale and he’ll be fine.. turns out he has appendicitis.. In other news, I will be dropping out of medical school

[Brett Thompson @BrettThompson25]

I feel like people need to hear this: Notice how she didn’t even look at the guy passing her? Don’t let other peoples accomplishments discourage you from reaching your own goal

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Age has no limits 👏

This woman showed off her power. (via mrjames_cpt/instagram)