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[brett @BrettW_W]

its crazy how much dirtier my apt is when i put glasses on

[brett @BrettW_W]

i have reinstalled the bird app

[brett @BrettW_W]

my goal in life is to look like someone who doesnt listen to limp bizkit while secretly listening to limp bizkit

[brett @BrettW_W]

opening my work email, this is what hell feels like.

[brett @BrettW_W]

spent this morning passing judgement on people who watch impr*ctical j*kers based on their profile pictures. new year, same me

[brett @BrettW_W]

listening to Let The Drummer Kick at the airport just to feel alive

[brett @BrettW_W]

oh, the weeduh

[brett @BrettW_W]

that fact that this gardening site has a 19yo age gate makes me feel like it's not about plants........

[brett @BrettW_W]

all these ticket sellers are clogging up my craigslist feed, can we get back to quarantine already......

[brett @BrettW_W]

the fact that god is making it rain between months is ruining the infinite possibilities of upping my apartments decor

[brett @BrettW_W]

for all of my fellow cinephiles: https://t.co/icfdQd8Spy

[brett @BrettW_W]

i dont think i can handle another night of staying awake bc i cant stop think of the scene where chessy finds out it's annie

[brett @BrettW_W]

something similar to this scene from independence day (1996) occured in my dream last night and it was decidedly not chill

[brett @BrettW_W]

finally, the fast and furious x league of legends crossover promo that i have been asking for

[OTP LoL @OTP_LoL]

Nous avons un invité très spécial pour vous annoncer le retour de la #LFL 💪

[brett @BrettW_W]

do i develop a personality or buy more plants on craigslist

[brett @BrettW_W]

as the people say, a cavendish hashbrown patty a day keeps the doctor away

[brett @BrettW_W]

i want to get a little fish tank that doesnt have fish, and instead has 4 platforms that gives different taco bell rewards based on the coin value i drop into it

[brett @BrettW_W]

if you are ever selling a rug on craigslist i would implore you not to take pictures of it rolled out in the middle of the street

[brett @BrettW_W]

tis the season