Astrid Zeneca

Composer. Melbourne/Naarm. Clinically fed up. Founder/CEO of the Australian Museum of Contemporary Memes. Presently jabless.

[Astrid Zeneca @Brett_A_Jones]

📢 NEW MUSIC ALERT

SEMICOLON #2 (for solo performer)

Do you like making music from PAPER? Do you get so fed up with your scores that you literally have to destroy them? Then this might be the piece for you.

https://t.co/V17IYrPNNA

[Astrid Zeneca @Brett_A_Jones]

@fraz_ireland THIS IS THE NICHE CONTENT I AM HERE FOR

[Astrid Zeneca @Brett_A_Jones]

A (female) nurse gave me my asthma inhalers this morning and called it a “flex” that I knew to gargle afterwards to prevent thrush.

Feeling more manly now.

[Astrid Zeneca @Brett_A_Jones]

In today’s episode of Late Stage Capitalism:

[cool potato @the_twitr_acc]

Garfield-shaped phones have been polluting the shore of the Finistère coasts of Brittany (France) for 35 years. The reason is due to a container wedged between the rocks that is slowly pouring them into the sea.

[Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R]

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rt if you agree

[Patrick Hsu @pdhsu]

Assistant Professor Daniel Craig after another week of grant deadlines, re-learning the chi^2 test, and reading 40 abstracts but 0 papers. He loves his job, students, and cold brew coffee.

[Lotte Betts-Dean @lottebettsdean]

On another rep hunt! Looking for things for voice + clarinet (of any kind), or voice, clarinet + piano…. any hidden gems you know of?! Would be great to discover lesser-known or new works as well as standard rep I may not know of…
Thanks in advance lovely music people♥️🎵

[Astrid Zeneca @Brett_A_Jones]

@gwenckatz I think there’s a theory that animals in high-gravity worlds would evolve to be shorter and closer to the ground, the evolutionary advantage being that they would avoid injury.

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@k_morrissey Shark: jumped.

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ARRANGERS - PAY ATTENTION:

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@mathaiaus “For services to shitposting”

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Is there a German word for the acute feeling you have when you accidentally swipe left?

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@drspacejunk

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@NewtonMark That tweet - straight to the pool room.

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@ScottTrindall When I see an emu or an ostrich, I don’t see colour.

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📢 NEW MUSIC ALERT

Semicolon #1 for solo performer.
Needs some 80gsm paper :-)

https://t.co/N8H7yoN96J

[Astrid Zeneca @Brett_A_Jones]

@moonyeyed My DMs are open if you want to vent

[Astrid Zeneca @Brett_A_Jones]

@moonyeyed I was worried you would block me. I will pay you $2 not to block me.

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@moonyeyed A satisfactory

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@moonyeyed Would a dad joke help?

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@moonyeyed What do you call a factory that makes products that are not bad, but not top quality either?