Brett Cooney

Tweets are based on a true friendship.

[Brett Cooney @Brett_Coon_E]

No idea https://t.co/KJwtYuxsmF

[🤧 @seanhustler]

How do you pin a tweet?

[QBgami @QBgami]

Trevor Lawrence
256 YDS / 3 TD / 3 INT

No QBgami.

That stat line has happened 3 times before, most recently by Bill Kenney on Nov 9, 1986.

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

My uncle is an architect. He is insanely gifted. We saw Giza Pyramids in Egypt years ago and I asked him what it would cost to recreate the iconic structure.

I will never forget his answer…

“We did. In 2012, Bass Pro Shops spent $215m to renovate the Memphis Pyramid and — after 3 years of construction — its now the 10th largest pyramid in the world and offers 535,000 square feet of hunting, fishing and outdoor equipment.”

[Dante @DanteTheDon]

❤️❤️❤️

[Ben Standig @BenStandig]

With Matthew Wright, Washington maintained the one-syllable names for all three members of the kicking operation. #Important

[Brett Cooney @Brett_Coon_E]

Seth always got water

[Minor League Baseball @MiLB]

Runner on third. Two-strike count. 6-5 ballgame.

Carlos De La Cruz (@Nationals) walks it off AGAIN for the @HbgSenators:

[Brett Cooney @Brett_Coon_E]

The duck may swim on the lake, but my daddy owns the lake.

[Brett Cooney @Brett_Coon_E]

Jayden >

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

I’m gonna try making some Baja Blast chicken

[Brett Cooney @Brett_Coon_E]

How do you luckily win a game in which you throughhly outplay your opponent

[SJM 🪖 @DMVCommanders]

GET IN THE WEIGHT ROOM!!!! 🤏💪🏼 #RaiseHail

[Grant Paulsen @GrantPaulsen]

Jayden Daniels is likely to play today barring a setback before kickoff, via @AdamSchefter.

Not a bad way to start the day for Commanders fans.

[19smoothe2 @CJsmoothe2]

I don't get to watch Jayden Daniels because the Panthers stink so bad there's no point in putting him back in... I now hate the Panthers.

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Powerful: Jameis Winston on Deshaun Watson.

A must-watch and listen.

[Cleveland Browns @Browns]

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

WTF?

Trump: "Arnold Palmer was all man and I say that in all due respect to women, and I love women, but this is a guy that was all man...When he took showers with the other pros they came out of there, they said, ‘Oh my God. That's unbelievable.’”

[Brett Cooney @Brett_Coon_E]

Though the valiant Commies suffered a setback against the capitalist Ravens today, comrades, we stand proud at 4-2, leading the NFC East and marching ever onward to the people’s Super Bowl.✊🚩
#GloriousPigskinRevolution
#SeizeTheEndZone
#FasterDBsForTheProletariat

[Brett Cooney @Brett_Coon_E]

@Ravens @Gatorade Ah, comrades of Baltimore, you speak of game day, but the proletariat of Washington shall rise and crush your bourgeois Ravens beneath the might of the People’s Team! Victory for the collective is inevitable. Glory to the Commies! 💪🚩

[Brett Cooney @Brett_Coon_E]

Embrace the weekend vibes! 🌟✨ Take time to recharge, connect with loved ones, and pursue what sets your soul on fire. What’s everyone up to? #WeekendMood #SelfCare #StayPositive

[Brett Cooney @Brett_Coon_E]

Business is like a walrus wearing a top hat that’s eaten too many fish and needs to check himself before he wrecks himself