Brett Davidson

I tweet, therefore you are.

[Brett Davidson @Brett_Davidson]

@StevenCheung47 Dude 🫪the fucking mouth on you. You’re the fucking White House Comms Director. That means you can demonstrate a command of the English language… and some fucking class. Shame on you. Your parents must be so proud of the fucking pig they raised.
#STFU
#SitTheFuckDown

[Brett Davidson @Brett_Davidson]

Friendly skies? Bullshit! @AmericanAir checked my carry-on bag @ the gate against my wishes—then LOST IT! Laptop, rare baseball cards & more—GONE! They refuse reimbursement for electronics but hope I fly w them again! As if! 🤬🖕🏻#GoToHell #FlyDelta #FlyUnited #AmericanAirSucks

[Brett Davidson @Brett_Davidson]

I just applied to be the Professional AI Bully for @memvidAI.

AI forgetting context drives me insane — and after trying memvidAI, I’m still a skeptic. But they talked a good game about what it’s supposed to do, so we’ll just see if they pick me.

#PickMe
#AIbully
#🖕🏻💋

[Brett Davidson @Brett_Davidson]

If “pro” is the opposite of “con”, then progress is the opposite of congress. Everyone keep that in mind.

[Brett Davidson @Brett_Davidson]

@DerrickEvans4WV Let ME be perfectly clear. You’re a fucking idiot. If you don’t know why it matters what happens to Ukraine, and (worse) couldn’t care less, go educate yourself.

[Brett Davidson @Brett_Davidson]

The accusations of narcissists are confessions.

…you know who you are.

[Brett Davidson @Brett_Davidson]

I sincerely hope that @smartmatic does the right thing by refusing to settle THEIR #defamation lawsuit against #Fox “News”, for what is at stake is of incalculably greater value than a paltry $2.7 billion US dollars. #FoxLied
#TruthHurts
#Integrity #DemocracyInChains
#TimeToHeal

[Brett Davidson @Brett_Davidson]

I don’t care which side you’re on, or what your #politics are… when you heckle the #President during The #StateOfTheUnionAddress, you’re a classless #pig, and there’s no place for you in the United States #Congress. @RepMTG you need to shut your mouth more.

[Brett Davidson @Brett_Davidson]

If Tatum O’Neal married Channing Tatum, she’d be Tatum Tatum. I’m just sayin’.

@Tatum_Oneal
@channingtatum
#LoveAndMarriage
#randomthoughts
#unlikely

[Brett Davidson @Brett_Davidson]

Queen Elizabeth has passed. Now Charles will ascend the throne. So I think it’s safe to call him “Up Chuck”
#QueenElizabeth
#RIP
#CharlesIII
#BritishMonarchy
#KingCharlesIII
#Royalty
#EndOfAnEra
#KingofEngland
#GameOfThrone
#TheCrown
#GreatBritain
#CharlesInCharge
#England

[Brett Davidson @Brett_Davidson]

I think poomoji should have a tap & hold option to make it frown. Who’s with me?

💩? 🙄

#fixit
#doody
#shitmoji
#crap
#unhappycrappy
#TurnThatSmileUpsidedown

[Brett Davidson @Brett_Davidson]

I hate everything today. #hot #ucchhh #heat #warm #weather #miserable #hellonearth #prayforice #climatechange #RepublicansLieAboutEverything

[Brett Davidson @Brett_Davidson]

…and another thing, turkey bacon is NOT BACON 🥓… it’s TURKEY 🦃
#bacon
#ixnayontheurkeytay
#morebacon
#wholovesbacon
#ilovebacon
#didsomeonesaybacon
#OMGbacon
#nomnomnom
#shutupandeatbacon
#pigcandy
#baconislife
#fortheloveofbacon
#prayforbacon
#baconbaconbacon

[Brett Davidson @Brett_Davidson]

Happy birthday, America, you ol’ slapper! You don’t look a day over 245. Whatever you’re doing, keep it up. You look terrific!

#July4th
#America
#slut
#Botox
#vaginalrejuvenation
#nosejob
#liposuction
#prunejuice

Oh, and how ‘bout…#termlimitsforSCOTUS?

[Brett Davidson @Brett_Davidson]

I hope everyone set their clocks back 50 years last night.
#SCOTUS
#clueless
#unqualified
#RoeVWade
#SupremeMyAss

[Brett Davidson @Brett_Davidson]

@Rtreatwilliams Waaaaaaaow, I think I read something about those…I believe they installed them in girls’ bathrooms…yeah, you put a quarter in it and lift the handle, and a tampon comes out of that silver slot at the bottom on the right side! How cool is THAT?! 🥳

[Brett Davidson @Brett_Davidson]

@SarahKSilverman I simply cannot believe this conversation. How revolting.

…thank you, Jesus. These are my people.❤️

[Brett Davidson @Brett_Davidson]

I scream, you scream, we all scream for pork loin!
#DinnerIsServed
#ICanCook
#GoodEats
#Oink

[Brett Davidson @Brett_Davidson]

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again… FREEDOM OF SPEECH IS NOT FREEDOM OF CONSEQUENCES…. just because you can say whatever the hell you want, doesn’t mean you should.
#STFU
#1stAmendment #ThinkBeforeYouSpeak #WordsMatter #WordsAreLikeWeapons

[Brett Davidson @Brett_Davidson]

To my fellow #cast & #crew from the #Oscar #nominated #film #Mank, congratulations on a job well done. It was an honor and a thrill to work with you all & good luck to our #nominees: #amandaseyfried #davidfincher #garyoldman to name just a few. #Oscars #AcademyAwards #whowillwin