Brett Paton

Proud father and husband. Sports and beer expert. Melbourne Football Club, Wallabies and Liverpool FC.

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@9NewsMelb Dickheads

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@SimonBorchardt Bloody hell. Where’s this kid been hiding?

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@meanwhileinau Haven’t caught Public transport for years for this very reason

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@aMidLifeCrisis Fucking hell. 8pm to midnight. Prime time Tv watching

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@rtralphy Victoria justice system is broken. And nothing is being done to fix it. But man, those tunnels!!!

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@BMcSport 47 overs left. Neither will happen. Draw

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@JeremyKingRG @dailytelegraph The least surprising story I’ll ready today

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@aMidLifeCrisis Beef carpaccio?

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@RichardMarlesMP @AlboMP Still waiting for cheaper energy prices

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@simonsbargains @melbournefc I reckon big things coming up for him this year

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@3AW693 Lots of money for tunnels though….

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@rohancct Like most Labor states. Soft soft…

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@imamuppetpuppet @VictoriaPolice So the 32 year was involved in an altercation and was unable to provide any form of description? Incredibly unlucky

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@Joncee888 @imamuppetpuppet @VictoriaPolice I know…

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@sirswampthing What was there win-loss ratio during that run?”

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@3AW693 The worst transport system in living memory

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@R_Impiombato @rohancct Always

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@rohancct The entire justice system in australia is broken. Absolutely deplorable