Brett Gill

They called me a tank because I destroyed stuff but then also realized I was faster than a tank and I could carry people on my back. That's why

[Brett Gill @Brett__Gill]

I won.

[Brett Gill @Brett__Gill]

I won.

[Brett Gill @Brett__Gill]

@Ian_or_ike

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@MKotroco Meanwhile I freak out when I have to write an email at work

[Brett Gill @Brett__Gill]

@tree_SAPP5 Another HM: Rocky Raccoon?

[Brett Gill @Brett__Gill]

Travis Scott is like our generation's Edgar Allen Poe. No wonder he has his own burger.

[Brett Gill @Brett__Gill]

If you eat Beefaroni with a white shirt on you may be the boldest person I've ever met.

[Brett Gill @Brett__Gill]

All the cardio machines at the gym were taken. So I did the reasonable thing. Left, went home, and ordered/ate a pizza.

[Brett Gill @Brett__Gill]

My parents forgot to tell me about the cool new feature on the family's '02 Accord where the brakes don't work. #GoodOne #Pranked

[Brett Gill @Brett__Gill]

Pro Tip: Get out of bed at 11:59 AM, so you can tell people that you got up in the morning but you can sleep until the afternoon.

[Brett Gill @Brett__Gill]

I would kill to play a good game of tetherball. Just like the battles back in the day.

[Brett Gill @Brett__Gill]

@Zsherm0120 at least they weren't 5 yards short this time...

[Thomas James Gray @ThomasJamesGray]

#WengerOUT?

[Brett Gill @Brett__Gill]

If you ever need help in figuring out if someone in a movie/ tv show is in college you can tell by them constantly referring to "The Quad"

[Brett Gill @Brett__Gill]

Going to the hometown YMCA is like a high school reunion with a few random people you don't know. So it's exactly like a high school reunion

[Brett Gill @Brett__Gill]

Bay Bridge Tweet #NoHands

[Brett Gill @Brett__Gill]

Just saw 3 dudes carpooling on one motor scooter. If that's not the best way to save the Earth than I don't know what is. #ThinkGreen

[Garrett Moores @gmoores11]

Excited to be back next year and represent this University one more time〽

[Brett Gill @Brett__Gill]

@krutch777 good thing I didn't go