Brettan

Wordsmith. Digital marketing maven. AZ to LA to BNA. Burritos are my love language.

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@alexxmalloy Naturally lol no

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@dieworkwear Problem is the president is a 12-year-old boy trapped in an 80-year-old body

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@retrocvnty She is so fucking boring. She’s like Nordstrom but as a person.

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@tessiesbestie It’s truly because they’re not even there when the place opens

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@opalbluewaves @callitfreefall Not this same bot message being posted multiple times by different users 🤔

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@SHIFTomorrow Stop lying wow

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@gabydvj Have many beautiful ones from The RealReal for the same to own as Id rent elsewhere

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@TheWarMonitor They don’t care because they consider her less than human. The whole point is cruelty. 💔

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@cinemagicc I watched this show for the first sick and quarantined and it is EXCELLENT and laugh out loud funny

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@womanstan123 And there was already this same storyline when Kat is a camgirl in season 1…

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@cleobug101 @DMbuttstuff Her answer is so weird and almost changing the subject you knew instantly it’s not her hair

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@ZipVgc @haleyvemealone Mink is both a color and an animal — never heard of a mink coat?

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@haleyvemealone The way I YELLED

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@dealerhustles The retailer typically cancels these orders (used to in my past life all the time)

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@ma1ybe This is just rage bait

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@ppyowna Seo value is expensive unfortunately 🫣

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@mynamehear Works… how? Nothing changes, he continues to do the most unhinged things with no recourse, and his people don’t even realize it’s a parody. We’re all in an echo chamber of what we want to hear, I fear.

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@RahRahRaina “That IS a photo of a bicycle!”

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@JustTheFacts_68 @SatireAP Hahaha i came to leave this comment

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@jbromovies IMO this is an homage to the opening scene in Belly with DMX