brett sims

traveling the country to make a dollar

[brett sims @BrettcSims]

@TerriblePic @NoContextHumans Only one Chick Hicks away from the ending of Cars 1

[brett sims @BrettcSims]

@value_options @Eloquenttee I’m 25 and wouldn’t even consider dating anyone younger than me, I have no clue why guys are into younger women 🤦🏻‍♂️

[brett sims @BrettcSims]

@theSaltyMormon @insanereality You’re just salty you can’t drive as good as him

[brett sims @BrettcSims]

@Mel_the_geek @BentleyMotors @PrimeVideo Season one is based on the killing floor, it’s still the Hubbles’ car but he borrowed Paul’s green Bentley instead of Charlie’s black one

[brett sims @BrettcSims]

@Wesley7Barker @JimHalpert__ @Da_MichaelScott @DwightSchrute_ That is Roy

[brett sims @BrettcSims]

@Doritos #DoritosDewDrop

[brett sims @BrettcSims]

@Creed_Thoughts2 Dwight

[brett sims @BrettcSims]

Mud Nats 2019 sponsored by @_chickenexpress

[brett sims @BrettcSims]

@adam_253 If you ever get the chance go to Yosemite it’s amazing

[brett sims @BrettcSims]

@a__williams_ When you’re goin 50 on a curvy road and your tire falls off “oof”

[brett sims @BrettcSims]

@John_Cox79 I’d be in prison for murder if someone did my dog like that

[brett sims @BrettcSims]

@a__williams_ Sideways for those who don’t know what horizontal means

[Parker @pdiddytoobad]

Fake friends worse than real enemies

[brett sims @BrettcSims]

@John_Cox79 Went from a terrible 2nd half team to a terrible last 2 minutes team

[brett sims @BrettcSims]

@CauseWereGuys @a__williams_

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

If you can’t recognize your friends by the sound of their truck then are you even really friends?

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

Well well well, how the turntables.

[brett sims @BrettcSims]

@CauseWereGuys Suck it up buttercup

[Ian Laking @IHLaking]

If you need some positivity in your newsfeed today, here’s Bradley the baby kangaroo practicing his first hops at a kangaroo sanctuary in Australia😊