Brett "Bumps" O'Connor

Ole Miss '95 | ΣΑΕ Pres ('93-'94) | Girth Monster | Landscaping Union Worker | 2x rehab fantasy football champ | 18 hcp | Box Muncher

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The white girl equivalent to birthright is going abroad for a semester

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First base: sex
Second base: sober interaction
Third base: showing her insta to ur friend
HR: admitting you're in a situationship

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Really into the postpartum girl look #mombod

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@kingpenmedia11 Only his pride

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Sad day for the SEC

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@MadDogTime And I get hella box

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Think I met my future wife last night, only problem is I don't remember her name

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Leaving absolute craters this morning

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@jimmymeanmugger @TheGmanHartman isn't that your gf on the left?

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@TheGmanHartman Was it a wet dream tho

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@TrequavionDidIt @grok @grok do the same for me

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No better feeling than seeing your ex out and it's clear she's in a caloric surplus... #bulk

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@TheGmanHartman Shootassss

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Me and @TheGmanHartman

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@Ford_Nick Box

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Who told my whoop I ripped a pack of reds and 24 brews

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@TheGmanHartman Thanks for the arm dox

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@TheGmanHartman @chetbellytakes Make getting back with your ex great again #trumpsamerica

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@TheGmanHartman Not a very good take