Brette Ashley

Graphic designer/illustrator/witch

[Brette Ashley @BretteAshleyy]

Me on Monday: wow this week is starting out great I’m so happy and productive

My seasonal depression and anxiety by Wednesday: hey remember us? we’re gonna help you do absolutely nothing for the rest of week.

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[Brette Ashley @BretteAshleyy]

Feeling like a sad girl this morning. 25 days until a 12 day vacation!!

[Brette Ashley @BretteAshleyy]

I’m going to be the only one in the office today so you bet your ass I’m brining my hula hoop and alcohol.

[Brette Ashley @BretteAshleyy]

Still full from dinner yesterday, think I’m skipping breakfast today 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Brette Ashley @BretteAshleyy]

Fairly certain I drank like 2 bottles of wine last night. Why do I do the things I do?

[Brette Ashley @BretteAshleyy]

It’s 5am and I’m drunk still with a cut on my knee? Am I in college again? I don’t like it.

[Brette Ashley @BretteAshleyy]

Am I going to spend my Saturday night in bed with popcorn and a scary movie? You betcha.

[Brette Ashley @BretteAshleyy]

Me after drinking a whole bottle of wine by myself in bed watching Ancient Aliens: why am I the way that I am?

[Brette Ashley @BretteAshleyy]

Sometimes I still think about tho sticker on someone’s car

[Brette Ashley @BretteAshleyy]

Everything feels really great lately.

[Brette Ashley @BretteAshleyy]

I’m actually not even mad that it’s snowing I’m finding it so beautiful and comforting this year. I just wanna get snuggly reading a book and drinking hot cocoa.

[Brette Ashley @BretteAshleyy]

Can someone tell me how to get motivated to get my ass into shape so I can look bomb for @emmaspeakswords wedding next summer? Thx.

[Brette Ashley @BretteAshleyy]

Guess I should like get out of bed or something.

[Brette Ashley @BretteAshleyy]

I got home at 4am why can’t I ever sleep in??? Going to try and nap my day away ✌🏻

[Brette Ashley @BretteAshleyy]

Okay so I’m not saying I saw a UFO on the way home just now but I’m also not saying that I didn’t...

[Brette Ashley @BretteAshleyy]

Finished designing an 84 page catalog in two weeks, someone get me a beer stat.

[Brette Ashley @BretteAshleyy]

When the guy you’re talking to actually reads all of the astrology stuff you send him

[Brette Ashley @BretteAshleyy]

So happy to see so many of my friends getting out there and voting today! There’s still time if you haven’t yet!

[Brette Ashley @BretteAshleyy]

Just spilled hot coffee on my keyboard how’s your morning going?

[Brette Ashley @BretteAshleyy]

Life is weird and really cool sometimes.