Brett

Fire Water Salesman

[bum @BattleRapBum]

I do, to the baseline

[Old Row Sports @OldRowSports]

Adding another day to the 4th of July bender because Team USA plays tonight

[shedaina 🇭🇹🇺🇸 @ShedainaD]

usmnt corruption allegations

[Brett @BrettimusMax]

Hard to believe this while the Nazi’s were snooping around.

[Public Universal Friend @bnzbea]

I know Hellen Keller was sleeping good as hell

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

FIFA really thought they could suspend a guy with Gun in his name on American soil

[Tone Digs @ToneDigz]

HEY 🇧🇪…..

[Sonny Bunch @SonnyBunch]

GOD’S CHOSEN TEAM

[Derrico Henrio (Noah Kahan Superhater) @derrico_henrio]

Europoors seeing that we’ve started to care enough about soccer to start bribing FIFA

[Planet Of Memes @PlanetOfMemes]

My wife: please control yourself at the 4th of July party.

Me: Five Sam Adams deep:

[OSINT Gorilla @GorillaOSINT]

Me at 10am in Europe after drinking 24 Bud Lights when the barista asks why I'm not wearing pants

[Steven Breech @steviebreech]

Happy 4th of July!!!!

[not Johnny Manziel (parody) @JohnnyFootbalI]

Opening the first beer on 4th of July weekend

[Tony Roundtree @Tonywithyy]

First beer has been opened at 10:58 am 🇺🇸

[Igor Bobic @igorbobic]

His name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And he will have his vengeance, in this life or the next.

[Brett @BrettimusMax]

How do I bet on this?

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Ikea Colter from Maryland came out of nowhere 😱

Watch the 2026 Special Olympics USA Games on the ESPN App.

[Complex Sports @ComplexSports]

MURICA UP 2-0 😭🇺🇸

[BearsShowYo @BearsShowYo]

USA vs Australia today FUCK KANGAROOS 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸