Brett Wondrak

Guitarist for Affiance and Be Here Now. Author of #DUDEWHATSTOURLIKE. Still waiting to go viral.

[Brett Wondrak @BrettnButter]

If Britney Spears was from the Midwest: “Ope, I did it again”🎶

[Brett Wondrak @BrettnButter]

My wife got hit on by another guy named Brett while picking up food from a restaurant that I frequent and it’s got me wondering if I’m the only me out there

[Brett Wondrak @BrettnButter]

@bryzenga47 @PAT_terns @DennyTvrdik @NostraDOMas @AFFIANCEmusic Doing good!

[Brett Wondrak @BrettnButter]

Michael Jackson was so bad that he sang a song about it.

[cunty @HeresCunty]

alexa; ask skynet to launch judgment day

[Governor Mike DeWine @GovMikeDeWine]

Cases vs. Testing

The number of cases is going up much more dramatically than testing.

[Shane Claiborne @ShaneClaiborne]

I think some Christians would support Satan himself if he said he was against abortion and homosexuality.

[Brett Wondrak @BrettnButter]

When you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men … Matthew 6:5

[Right Wing Watch @RightWingWatch]

Presidential spiritual adviser Paula White is currently leading an impassioned prayer service in an effort to secure Trump's reelection.

[Brett Wondrak @BrettnButter]

When the power goes out and, for a second, you think all your adult responsibilities go with it

[Brett Wondrak @BrettnButter]

Me after just finishing a cup of coffee: I could really use a cup of coffee.

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@iamthelion39 @AFFIANCEmusic Love this 😂

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Small reminder of how small we are and not to tweet when you’re drunk👍🏻

[Brett Wondrak @BrettnButter]

#EspeciallyFemale

[Dan Koch @DanKoch]

Presented without comment

[Brett Wondrak @BrettnButter]

Anyone watching the debate? Me neither.

[Shane Claiborne @ShaneClaiborne]

“Whatsoever you did unto the least of these, you did unto me.”
-Jesus https://t.co/E4Gr1nHPeI

[Brett Wondrak @BrettnButter]

Ok.

[Right Wing Watch @RightWingWatch]

Pat Robertson reports that he has been told by God that Trump will win reelection ... and it will bring about the beginning of the End Times. https://t.co/mH5ERpBFCs

[Brett Wondrak @BrettnButter]

Me when I tell my nurses I’m going on break and they joke that I’m not allowed.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Asteroid 2018VP1, a refrigerator-sized space-rock, is hurtling towards us at more than 40,000 km/hr.

It may buzz-cut Earth on Nov 2, the day before the Presidential Election.

It’s not big enough to cause harm. So if the World ends in 2020, it won’t be the fault of the Universe.