Brett Goldfarb

Award Winner || Future Founder Of Something Successful || Decent At Pickle Ball || Kind Of A Big Deal

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I can’t wait for the day I own my own place so I can walk around like I own the place

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@ChickfilA my friend is beating his peanut allergy and I can finally take him to get his first Chick Fil A #godblessamerica

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Tyrese Halliburton dresses like a substitute teacher

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Idk if I just saw a cop or a stripper

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Anybody else miss the emergency brakes that you had to pull. Those levers were so fun

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NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY I JUST GOT ON THE JUMBOTRON LIFE GOALS ACCOMPLISHED

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@BarstoolBigCat just joined the 50/50 at Fenway. Let’s get this w

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My DPS from my wind condition was way too high for you RG. THE VALUE IS SOOO GOOD. My positive liver trade percentage was way to high

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Why do I (a man) keep getting the same ad that starts with “for all my little Boobie babes.” I like tits but am not in the market for a bra.

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@colinsuau I’m sorry. Your poem was touching but I need my gluten.

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Gluten free is ass. Give me all the gluten

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Hope my name gets called tonight😁 #nfldraft

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Can somebody please make a GIF of rafaela doing the dance please and thank you

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I really want gummy bears right now

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Sometimes I feel like the established year with certain companies is just entirely made up

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I guess I can’t be mad at Abreu for that horrid strikeout bc of that catch… leash is short

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Nurse just called me cute ☺️

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Being a sports fan is exhausting sometimes

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Where did this show come from

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@DobbyBalbec29 ohhhhhhhh brotherrrr

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You ever take your shirt off to make sure you don’t stain it while eating