Dan Bloxham

Billionaire, playboy, philanthropist and compulsive liar. BrewDog's resident lab monkey with a passion for knitwear. Certified Cicerone © All views are my own

[Dan Bloxham @BrewLabBlox]

@British_Airways - I emailed you on the 6th with no reply, sent a DM on the 14th with no reply and have tried phoning everyday and can't get through. What's going on with your customer service? I have two flights that have disappeared from a booking with no explanation

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@ParlayRum what makes it blue?

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@ParlayRum is it supposed to blue?

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@gilliandoheny @GWish_ @Lindsay_xxx_ @JaneFrenz @NicolaKReid @katie__ferguson @ClairRaffertyx I'm flattered the Chinese hackers picked us

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@badgerarc speak to @The_Barron. He's used to being "confused" by aubergines

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@badgerarc 🍑👻🍆

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@badgerarc 🍑🍆

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@badgerarc you wish I sucked.

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@badgerarc are you sure we're talking about the same beer? Definitely no sourness in any of the bastardised lambics from lindemanns

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@badgerarc don't be a dick! Lindemanns is diabetes inducing pig swill and you know it

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Egg BloxMuffin

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Risotto is all about patience. Ultimate relaxation through cooking

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@HardKnottDave @LiamTheBrewer @robsterowski @BoakandBailey why the doubt? Worked on them myself and everything came from the brewsheets

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@flybe it's not the cancellation but the lack of urgency, rudeness and poor communication from staff that is the problem.

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Absolutely shocking customer service from @flybe with my cancelled flight. I don't think any of the staff read the customer charter

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@BrewDogRob bask in the shame

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@KaraterMorsche give yourself loads of time. Traffic in Aberdeen is a nightmare! What are you up for?

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@KaraterMorsche you should be able to get in Chapel Street or Golden Square. If not you'll have to Harriet St in the Bon Accord.

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@KaraterMorsche how long do you need to park for and where in the centre do you need to be?

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@sarahfwarman @BrewDogRob I think Mary Berry's ovaries just exploded