̶B̶r̶e̶x̶i̶t̶ ̶P̶a̶r̶t̶y̶ Reform UK Policy Centre

The only source for imagined B̶r̶e̶x̶i̶t̶ ̶P̶a̶r̶t̶y̶ Reform UK policies. Still Darren Grimes's pimp. Obviously a joke, like Laurence Fox.

[̶B̶r̶e̶x̶i̶t̶ ̶P̶a̶r̶t̶y̶ Reform UK Policy Centre @BrexitParity]

This is wonderful news. As any patriotic Leave voter will tell you...

Brexit was never about the economy.
Brexit was never about immigration.
Brexit was never about the NHS.
Brexit was ALWAYS about the USB-C spec.

We knew what we were voting for....

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

UK will NOT join EU in making USB-C charging ports mandatory on all phones https://t.co/i9tMQjmVyr

[̶B̶r̶e̶x̶i̶t̶ ̶P̶a̶r̶t̶y̶ Reform UK Policy Centre @BrexitParity]

We are pleased to announce the appointment of Keith Tungsten as our new head of Bringing Things Back. Keith has a proven record of harping on about the past and will spearhead our campaign to put ashtrays back in car doors.

[̶B̶r̶e̶x̶i̶t̶ ̶P̶a̶r̶t̶y̶ Reform UK Policy Centre @BrexitParity]

Johnson doesn't go far enough. If elected, we will #DefundTheKilogram

[̶B̶r̶e̶x̶i̶t̶ ̶P̶a̶r̶t̶y̶ Reform UK Policy Centre @BrexitParity]

@MrSandy_P The Tories steal all of our ideas. We are taking (imperial) measures to ensure that we patent and trademark all new policies. If Johnson tries to claim the Festival Of Deportation as his own, we will have the paperwork to sue him from here to Myanmar.

[̶B̶r̶e̶x̶i̶t̶ ̶P̶a̶r̶t̶y̶ Reform UK Policy Centre @BrexitParity]

Reform UK will go further than the Tories to exploit your rose-tinted nostalgia. We will ban contactless payments and also pledge to bring back:

Blockbuster
Asbestos
Leaded Petrol
Caning
Half Pennies
Sweets That Resemble Cigarettes

[̶B̶r̶e̶x̶i̶t̶ ̶P̶a̶r̶t̶y̶ Reform UK Policy Centre @BrexitParity]

Even we think this is ridiculous, for the record.

[Mirror Politics @MirrorPolitics]

Boris Johnson bids for Jubilee boost with return of imperial measurements
https://t.co/xgIelnno6c

[̶B̶r̶e̶x̶i̶t̶ ̶P̶a̶r̶t̶y̶ Reform UK Policy Centre @BrexitParity]

The Grift Formerly Known As The Brexit Party is not proving to be as lucrative as hoped, so we're looking for new ways to exploit angry Brits who need someone to blame for their shitty lives. We're offering 100,000 rubles for the best suggestion for a new demographic to demonise.

[̶B̶r̶e̶x̶i̶t̶ ̶P̶a̶r̶t̶y̶ Reform UK Policy Centre @BrexitParity]

Please accept our apologies for our recent extended silence. Every time we come up with an idea that we deem cruel and thoughtless enough to appeal to our voters, Priti Patel turns it into government policy before we have a chance to publish it.

[̶B̶r̶e̶x̶i̶t̶ ̶P̶a̶r̶t̶y̶ Reform UK Policy Centre @BrexitParity]

@DarrenGrimes - just a reminder that Arron won't pay up if you delete the tweets. Also, the limit of your brief is to be an obnoxious little prick with a stupid face and lazy opinions. You are not licensed to go "full gammon" at your pay grade. Please be more careful.

[̶B̶r̶e̶x̶i̶t̶ ̶P̶a̶r̶t̶y̶ Reform UK Policy Centre @BrexitParity]

Reform UK promises to be the only party for single issue voters. We will be proudly pretend to be for or against anything or anyone, real or imagined, as long as it aligns with our overarching objective to sow hatred and distrust of people who don't look, dress or sound like you.

[̶B̶r̶e̶x̶i̶t̶ ̶P̶a̶r̶t̶y̶ Reform UK Policy Centre @BrexitParity]

@aylesburyfreak Pear-shaped

[̶B̶r̶e̶x̶i̶t̶ ̶P̶a̶r̶t̶y̶ Reform UK Policy Centre @BrexitParity]

#NewProfilePic

[̶B̶r̶e̶x̶i̶t̶ ̶P̶a̶r̶t̶y̶ Reform UK Policy Centre @BrexitParity]

Apologies for our absence. Reform UK is an entirely new party and definitely not just a way to take more money from angry racists, so we are still working out what our policies are, but here are a few teasers:

- Ban on pronouns
- Bring back the shilling
- Defund vegetarianism

[̶B̶r̶e̶x̶i̶t̶ ̶P̶a̶r̶t̶y̶ Reform UK Policy Centre @BrexitParity]

We believe in democracy, at any cost. Going forward, w+e will purge dissent and purify the ballot boxes. We think that people have had enough of "experts" and so-called "science", so we will refer all future government decisions, big or small, to paying Brexit Club members.

[̶B̶r̶e̶x̶i̶t̶ ̶P̶a̶r̶t̶y̶ Reform UK Policy Centre @BrexitParity]

Ahead of the imminent general election, we are happy to announce that we will not be participating. After a short discussion with the Conservative party, we have agreed not to present any candidates on the understanding that they commit to bringing back Woolworths and Our Price.

[̶B̶r̶e̶x̶i̶t̶ ̶P̶a̶r̶t̶y̶ Reform UK Policy Centre @BrexitParity]

We advise all Brexit Party PLC shareholders to start stockpiling Euros.

[̶B̶r̶e̶x̶i̶t̶ ̶P̶a̶r̶t̶y̶ Reform UK Policy Centre @BrexitParity]

Wonderful to see 17.4 million patriotic Leavers taking to the streets today to protest against Johnson's attempt to suspend the sovereignty of the British parliament, which is, after all, what Brexit is about. Thanks to the Remainers who put our differences aside to join us.

[̶B̶r̶e̶x̶i̶t̶ ̶P̶a̶r̶t̶y̶ Reform UK Policy Centre @BrexitParity]

@Manniemcclellan Free to Brexit Club members. Only £100 *per month!

*payable until the death of you or your firstborn's firstborn, whichever comes last.

[̶B̶r̶e̶x̶i̶t̶ ̶P̶a̶r̶t̶y̶ Reform UK Policy Centre @BrexitParity]

To celebrate our glorious No Food Brexit at the end of October, we will be holding a rally outside the Houses Of Parliament on 5th November, from 6pm. Pick up your official V For Victory mask and join us there. We hope to see millions of you there. Don't forget your torches!

[̶B̶r̶e̶x̶i̶t̶ ̶P̶a̶r̶t̶y̶ Reform UK Policy Centre @BrexitParity]

To celebrate our glorious No Food Brexit at the end of October, we will be holding a rally outside the Houses Of Parliament on 5th November, from 6pm. Pick up your official V For Victory mask and join us there. We hope to see millions of you there. Don't forget your torches!