Barry Davidson

Prowd father of 2 nippers, brexit second, brexit third. Hate dark froot drinkers. Voted leave more times than I can count

[Barry Davidson @Brexitbaz2]

New coronavirus restrictions won’t stop me from shagging birds. Mark my words

[Barry Davidson @Brexitbaz2]

New coronavirus restrictions won’t stop me from shagging birds. Mark my words

[Barry Davidson @Brexitbaz2]

Need to get missus a Christmas present. Think I’ve got the perfect thing in mind. Arrive at Tesco and pick up the frying pan. No more excuses for undercooking me bacon now. Walk out without paying. Security guard tries to stop me. Put the pan to good use and leather him with it

[Barry Davidson @Brexitbaz2]

Need to get missus a Christmas present. Think I’ve got the perfect thing in mind. Arrive at Tesco and pick up the frying pan. No more excuses for undercooking me bacon now. Walk out without paying. Security guard tries to stop me. Put the pan to good use and leather him with it

[Barry Davidson @Brexitbaz2]

Should say stoney. Pissing auto correct

[Barry Davidson @Brexitbaz2]

Just leathered some bloke for saying my stones clobber is fake. Stupid prat. That’ll learn the twat

[Barry Davidson @Brexitbaz2]

Just leathered some bloke for saying my stones clobber is fake. Stupid prat. That’ll learn the twat

[Barry Davidson @Brexitbaz2]

Just dashed a brick through local shop owners window for not serving yungest cigs. Silly twat. Should teach him

[Barry Davidson @Brexitbaz2]

Just dashed a brick through local shop owners window for not serving yungest cigs. Silly twat. Should teach him

[Barry Davidson @Brexitbaz2]

At B&M. Getting some rustlers in for the days ahead. Some fella pushes infront of me and takes the last few. Absolutely outraged. March up behind him. Wallop him over his head with my basket. He falls to the floor. Poof. Security on route. Rustlers salvaged. Job done

[Barry Davidson @Brexitbaz2]

At B&M. Getting some rustlers in for the days ahead. Some fella pushes infront of me and takes the last few. Absolutely outraged. March up behind him. Wallop him over his head with my basket. He falls to the floor. Poof. Security on route. Rustlers salvaged. Job done

[Barry Davidson @Brexitbaz2]

Sat watching premier league years. Carling in hand. Coke on the way. Life is good. Cheers

[Barry Davidson @Brexitbaz2]

Sat watching premier league years. Carling in hand. Coke on the way. Life is good. Cheers

[Barry Davidson @Brexitbaz2]

Hearing fans will soon be returning to grounds. Qualerty stuff. Can’t wait to get back to the good old days of clobbering goths and chinning parking wardens

[Barry Davidson @Brexitbaz2]

Hearing fans will soon be returning to grounds. Qualerty stuff. Can’t wait to get back to the good old days of clobbering goths and chinning parking wardens

[Barry Davidson @Brexitbaz2]

@danielwickham70 Too rite

[Barry Davidson @Brexitbaz2]

Yungest playing up. Stupid prick. Playing footie in the back garden. I touch him and he falls to the floor and starts screaming. Poof. Wait for him to get up. Dash a plant pot at his foot. He’s crying. Missus screaming. Dog barking. House in meltdown. Nitemare

[Barry Davidson @Brexitbaz2]

@jamie_dykes Will take notes

[Barry Davidson @Brexitbaz2]

@TOMMORBRITISH1 Fumin

[Barry Davidson @Brexitbaz2]

Yungest playing up. Stupid prick. Playing footie in the back garden. I touch him and he falls to the floor and starts screaming. Poof. Wait for him to get up. Dash a plant pot at his foot. He’s crying. Missus screaming. Dog barking. House in meltdown. Nitemare