Capri’s Son

Opera singer in progress. SC: breyondbelief

[Capri’s Son @BreyondBelief]

Can my self-soothing action be like “cleaning out the effin water bottles from gd car” my carbon footprint is still the same but it’s highly likely that I’m entirely a microplastic at this point so I guess my net-worth is just labeled “no money and detrimental to the environment”

[bisexual.org @BiDotOrg]

Happy #BiVisibilityDay

[Capri’s Son @BreyondBelief]

what happened popgirlyologically this summer will be documented for ages

[Capri’s Son @BreyondBelief]

Thanks so much to black people for “🎶 say you can’t sleep, n*gga I know 🎶 cuz I’m running that into the ground

[Capri’s Son @BreyondBelief]

I try to be a himbo* soooo bad but my neurodivergences (yes pronounced the spicy plural way you think i.e. “sees”) always come out cuz I’m all “that information is INCORRECT and I SHAN’T STAND FOR IT”

[Capri’s Son @BreyondBelief]

so you’re telling me this blackberry is currant? it doesn’t even watch the news or like have a tik tok I don’t buy it

[Capri’s Son @BreyondBelief]

I absolutely adore when my brain clicks into auto-pilot and I become the world’s most underwhelming NPC

[Capri’s Son @BreyondBelief]

okay, google has to be doing this as like a dare or some kind of sick joke because it’s NEVER NOT me and since I used my literal face to get into the only phone I have and then used the same face to sign-in on the same phone but yeah no you’re right fuck me I guess

[Capri’s Son @BreyondBelief]

And the award for grand mal voice crack of the year goes to me for my literal first (not even high) line in the opera tonight, I shall recreate it in some sort of comedy bit video but you get the picture

[Capri’s Son @BreyondBelief]

I don’t wanna be “single guy who wants a dog because single” when I’m actually “guy who wants a dog AND is single” like I’m multifaceted I’m an onion too, shrek

[• Lissah • @iamthecreatress]

I love when I get to spend time with ppl who have known me for 10+ years and they naturally remind me who I am and have always been.

I rly be needing that.

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

me in 1994 wasting time resting instead of saving for a house

[Capri’s Son @BreyondBelief]

if a bear shits in the woods, it’s probably because it was scared shitless by a man

[Capri’s Son @BreyondBelief]

This “stir the middle” ass video