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[IDONTCARE @Brgx2k]

Le prince héritier de Dubaï n'utilise plus cette voiture après que les oiseaux y ont construit un nid, il ne voulait pas les déranger.😭

[Miilato @litteralyme0]

Realizing that caffeine doesn't give you energy it just blocks the signal that says you are tired

[sr. diego lima @SrDiegoLima]

tenho uma teoria de que o polvo é uma espécie alienígena que caiu na terra sem querer. a ciência jura que é loucura, mas em 2018 um estudo com 33 cientistas sugeriu real que os polvos vieram do espaço via cometas

imagina ter 3 corações, sangue azul, inteligência nos tentáculos e reescrever o próprio rna. acho que eles caíram aqui, não conseguiram voltar e a gente cozinha os coitados com azeite e páprica.

a sorte da humanidade é que eles vivem pouco. o dia em que descobrirem como passar conhecimento entre gerações, eles vão se vingar…

[Ari🦋✨ @Ariszn12]

Nobody talks about how hard it is to keep your spending low once you start to make more money

[nilly 🪷 gojo truther @withlovenil]

you speak english because it's the only language you know. i speak english because it's the only language you know. we're not the same

[emilie @emiliepfrank]

yes and i am telling you i am never, ever, ever, ever doing that again

[૮₍ ˶•⤙•˶ ₎ა @nikakkuma]

estoy media shockeada aún porque mi vecino (15 años) se suicid0 hace dos días porque no queria ser una carga para su hermana ya que su mamá los abandono

[MewMew 🐵 📝| Monkey Nerd Vtuber @MewMew_Monke]

"I'm old enough to be your mother"

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

Dude.. this is actually the best way to explain it 😭

[Chidimma @The_Chidimma]

The dating pool is full of women trying to be taken care of, not enjoy the man and it’s sad af.

[IDONTCARE @Brgx2k]

Chill the strait of Hormuz is temporary close 😭

[claret & boobs @manuelfranzini]

what the hell has happened to my parcel

[Ehis🦇🦇 @EhisOjeks]

funny how the dirty money is usually the clean money, and the clean money is the dirty money😂😂

[TIBO ☔️ @cmoitibo]

Tu serres la main à des darons comme ça au PMU après tu vois leurs filles c’est des frappes c’est un phénomène scientifiquement inexplicable

[sugamummy 🏋🏾‍♀️🎀🧚🏾‍♀️ @ceraliza]

I’m sick to my stomach

[Inuroki Dumki || 🌈🐾 @DumkiVT]

Hace unos meses mi nueva psiquiatra se asustó cuando vio mi historial con el Clonazepam
Me dijo que es un medicamento que normalmente solo debe de tomarse de 2 a 4 semanas porque sino causa adicción, problemas de memoria etc.

LLEVO CINCO AÑOS TOMÁNDOLO

[KMW🖤 @_KyMichaela]

I'm in uber and I rolled the window down. The driver says be honest, did you do that because I stink? So I said it's a lil odor in here and she goes you real asf I got [insert stinky lady long word disease] and I been working on it.
Me:

[Drebae @Drebae_]

May all the money I irresponsibly SPEND come back to me multiplied by TEN.

[b!anco @whereisbbg]

But do aliens believe in me

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Rent has never, ever gone down in the history of rent.

[𝙀𝙣𝙛𝙖𝙣𝙩𝟮𝙇𝙖𝘾𝙖𝙛🥭™ @E2LaCaf]

J'ai dit au kebab "Comme hier chef" il m'a demandé "t'es qui ?"

[William H. Holla @here2_b_nosey]

You sell pussy. Me no sell pussy. Me no jet, cause me sell no pussy. You jet cause you sell pussy.