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it’s Rhett with a B

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@pretty_prefab Cute sweater

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why does this sound like a song @AdamMelchor would write

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@AdamMelchor on my way to the show, stopping at sonic want anything?

[kel ❤️‍🔥 @keldotlauren]

without this 🫡 fuckin 🫡 emoji 🫡 i think my mental state would be much worse

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he’s a 4 but he owns a trident

[sally darr @sallydarr]

he's a 6 but he graduated from one of canada's top business schools with really good grades

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@emtizz oi oi

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@emtizz Thought this said Panera

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@BlakeMcLain_ @Harry_Styles I’ll be there

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I’m driving under the influence of this music

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an annotated bibliography is just a glorified works cited 😤

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what countries do fries come from?

Greece.

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@jamiej1115 nerd

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I yam who you say I yam

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Barf me a river. Fartbag.

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@JuliaPeake https://t.co/vmIcIAtyzA

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poached egg people gimme bad vibes ngl