Brian Riley

Comic book & baseball nerd. Dogs love me 'cause I'm crazy sniffable. Former stock boy at Spatula City. Stay Positive. KFBR392 LGK

[Brian Riley @BriFRiley]

Did I call a werewolf lawyer when I received my package from @SheaSerrano today? Yes, I did.
Was I surprised that the number took me to a Life Alert hotline? I was.
Am I now getting a Life Alert bracelet? You know it. I always follow the advice of counsel.

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@ChrisKirschner I would hate this team so much if I didn’t love it.

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@ChrisKirschner Seems as much an indictment of the Yankees continuing to let him play as anything else.

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@BrendanKutyNJ Go Pards!

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@NoahGarfinkel I can’t tell if this is an endorsement or not

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@ChrisKirschner Evergreen comment

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@ChrisKirschner Kinda surprised. Not because it isn’t the right move (it totally is) but because this is the sort of no safety chute leap they don’t ever seem to make. Glad to see them saying “screw it…let’s go for it.”

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@ChrisKirschner I heard we sent two ponchos and an umbrella to be named later.

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@ChrisKirschner @pamsson Not only is it stupid, but imagine the reaction if they actually went that route.

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@SheaSerrano We’re revoking your temporary Knicks fandom.

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@SheaSerrano Shea, I say this with all love and respect.

Shut. Up.

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@ChrisKirschner @pamsson Either of you two should have been playing over Verdugo.

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@ChrisKirschner After that Knicks game, I don’t even care.

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@BryanHoch They want it back?

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@ChrisKirschner Can I read into the Yankees picking up an outfielder that can’t even get on the field for the Braves?

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Holy crap, @SheaSerrano Best gift ever. I’m not even jealous of the hoodies anymore.

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@FredKatz @ChrisKirschner Photos, please!

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@ChrisKirschner Oh no—Not the breakfast burritos!

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@Rickymartello04 @ChrisKirschner Verlander signed before the Yankee injuries hit and has started 2 games and thrown a total of 7 1/3 innings for the Giants. He’s averaging (in that small sample size) less than a K per inning and almost 2 1/2 home runs a game. He wasn’t solving any problem.

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@Rickymartello04 @ChrisKirschner Carrasco is their No. 8 starter. Relax

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@Rickymartello04 @ChrisKirschner No. 5, but whatever. They had 3 starters get injured in the spring. It is what it is. No one is trading a decent SP the first two weeks of the season. He’ll be DFAed once Schmidt is back.