Bri Iorio

Just here for the memes

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@traebae1511 Bottomless quarantine: just keep drinking mimosas until it’s over. Problem solved.

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Hey @amazon are you hiring?

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@QueerEye now would be a great time to drop your next season. Thanks

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@traebae1511 A quarantine you’re welcome

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You get to gain 5lbs for every week we’re in quarantine. Those are the rules. Just go with it

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Lowkey think my dog is pissed that I’m home all day. I keep disrupting her naps with conference calls

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I can confirm Boston is not okay

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

AND bars are closed on St. Patrick’s Day? Can someone check on Boston

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@Amtrak Too late, I already canceled it. Shouldn’t be a thing in the first place. Disappointed on how you’re handling this.

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Okay @Amtrak lmk why you’re still charging cancelation fees??

[Joe List @JoeListComedy]

I still haven’t decided if I want to get ripped or fat during this.

[Girls Gotta Eat Podcast @Girls_GottaEat]

Being right is my love language

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New business concept: adult only airline

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Me picking out a wedding dress:

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I’m backkkkkkk