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get a vasectomy

[Ceci N'est Pas Un Nom @BriTheCheese]

Goals:
1. Drink more water
2. Become one with the Moon and give nary a thought to mankind

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@hipstermermaid Hysterectomy

[Issybeatz @Issybeatz_]

Beethoven was fucking deaf but yeah sure you need a robot to be creative for you

[Sister Helen Prejean @helenprejean]

In the United States, executions nearly doubled, from 25 to 47. For the 17th year in a row, the U.S. was the only country in the Americas to carry out the death penalty.

[Will Manidis @WillManidis]

we live in age of great moral panics about things that don’t matter and zero moral outrage over some of the most egregious societal sins we’ve ever seen

[HankHeIl @HankHeil]

Elder Millennial weddings be like "come celebrate the start of their life together".

You're both 38, it's not starting, it's already over.

[Ceci N'est Pas Un Nom @BriTheCheese]

@MerriamWebster Oh thank god

[Ceci N'est Pas Un Nom @BriTheCheese]

@hankgreen @mattyglesias Do you think that right-leaning medical students tend to choose higher-paying fields or do higher-paying fields tend to breed fiscal conservativism? Or both?

[Ceci N'est Pas Un Nom @BriTheCheese]

@jzux Twelve years. More emojis than "I love you"s. Wedding site is a data sheet. Girl I know the money is good but get outtttt.

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@CSMFHT SAME

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@Britannica @MerriamWebster I don't have the brain capacity for this right now, guys. Just let us be.

[Ceci N'est Pas Un Nom @BriTheCheese]

Anyway, I got rejected without an interview from a junior copy editor job for Duluth Trading Co., whose brand is basically just frat boy speak and I'm pretty sure with my MASTER'S DEGREE IN SHAKESPEARE, I can check a frat boy's spelling and grammar and tone just fine.

[Ceci N'est Pas Un Nom @BriTheCheese]

This job market is so fun because they don't want to hire anyone overqualified because they don't want to pay them what they're worth, so they hire underqualified people & promote them through the company & then everyone at that company looks educated on paper but they aren't.

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

you are correct: this is an example of how language is manipulated for political reasons.
obviously, these underaged girls in ICE facilities did not impregnate themselves. rape is not even mentioned. instead, the girls "test positive for pregnancy" as if it has been solely their own responsibility. what an insult to common sense as well as morality.

[Ceci N'est Pas Un Nom @BriTheCheese]

@netflix Bridgerton isn't worth this. People are poor. They're going to go back to reading the books (bonus?)

[reb @rebmasel]

@netflix Whatever you’re smoking is illicit and uncut and a Class A felony. you think Poop Cruise is a $20 special. howling

[Bernard Taylor @BTForCongress]

Do you remember in The Lion King when scar told the hyenas if they helped him become king he will make their lives better and then their lives didn’t get better and he blamed them for it.

And upon realizing this, the hyenas ate him.

Do with that story what you will.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Oh like the Nazis did

[trash jones @jzux]

everyone keep making art! they want to stop you but they can't! everyone make more art NOW!!!

[Ceci N'est Pas Un Nom @BriTheCheese]

@SketchesbyBoze @wren_and_paper This is a thing that will continue to happen for forever. As a Shakespeare scholar, I've learned to look past it.

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Imagine if Iran bombed Washington and killed students in schools, what would you call it? Terrorists

The U.S. and Israel bombed Tehran and killed students in schools. Why do you call it a "pre-emptive strike"?

Bombing a school is a war crime under international humanitarian law