Brian Veenstra

The glass is neither half full nor half empty, it is simply twice as big as it needs to be.

[Brian Veenstra @Bri___Guy]

Michael Scott controls this meeting, keeps it on track, under control, and makes the speaker feel welcomed
https://t.co/ISojN4TLNN
#MGT20200

[Brian Veenstra @Bri___Guy]

The importance of honesty and cultural respect in meeting with clients is highlighted by the Bluth Company
https://t.co/bHketdgYIk
#MGT20200

[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

I like to think of Sunny as a virus that will live inside of you for the rest of your life but only breaks out a few weeks a year.

[Brian Veenstra @Bri___Guy]

@GucciMain_ @NotEnoughCooks @edk_42 @Starshipunicorn @GrahamKaluzny @tastefulsideben
Slip Mahoney killed them all, that man is a monster

[Brian Veenstra @Bri___Guy]

#AprilDies

[Brian Veenstra @Bri___Guy]

@TheKillerClark If you think going "Do do do" in a song is explicit Beatles copyright material, then I can't respect your judgment

[Brian Veenstra @Bri___Guy]

@TheKillerClark Please elaborate on how you've drawn that conclusion, because that makes absolutely no sense

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

The Internet reacts to #SB49’s crazy ending http://t.co/GH21knO01C

[Brian Veenstra @Bri___Guy]

Where are all the religious and ethnic minority Whos? #whoville

[Brian Veenstra @Bri___Guy]

Feed the starving children air? That's hardly nourishing...

[Brian Veenstra @Bri___Guy]

Old lady on this bus in a surgical mask, the Ebola hype is too real #newtargetforcoughs

[Brian Veenstra @Bri___Guy]

My Econ homework has children as a "good", do I sacrifice my morals and help optimize the human trafficking industry?

[Brian Veenstra @Bri___Guy]

@o_hi_mark "'I'm so happy'....THERE'S A FUCKING WILDCAT IN THE FRONT SEAT!!!"

[Brian Veenstra @Bri___Guy]

@TPGIV Live look in at my very-present terror

[Brian Veenstra @Bri___Guy]

The Cruiser Classic has been treed. #missionaccomplished

[Bob @robweird]

.@nbc WHERE THE FUCK IS THE FIRST DOWN MARKER

[Brian Veenstra @Bri___Guy]

@nbc #PURvsND BRING BACK THE YELLOW LINE. FIRST DOWNS ARE CRUCIAL. #please #thankyou

[Bob @robweird]

#tall #fuckin #guy @Bri___Guy

[Brian Veenstra @Bri___Guy]

@RobWeird That pizza was brought, and the fire sauce quota was exceeded. Doubters please take a seat #tallguy #delivered

[Brian Veenstra @Bri___Guy]

Off to ND and driving under a giant rainbow, if I wasn't cynical and anti-Hallmark I'd say it's a mystical sign #nonbeliever