BRI△⃒⃘N

Neurotic narcissist in a tempestuous love triangle with higher education and whiskey.

[BRI△⃒⃘N @BrianAlan__]

Weezy really is a poet.

“Eat her till she cry, call that wine and dine.”

Modern day Robert Frost an Edgar Allen Hoe if you will.

[Home of the Brave @OfTheBraveUSA]

JD Vance: "Our own government encouraged private companies to silence people...Under Donald Trump's leadership, we may disagree with your views, but we will fight to defend your right to offer it in the public square." (Feb. 2025)

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

I was told other countries were paying the tariff taxes. Why shouldn't I be happy to see how much other countries are paying into the external revenue service?

Unless I was lied to and I'm paying the tariff tax.

Karoline, did you lie to me?

[Jordan Powell @Smuphy]

When I’m drunk and realize there is a TouchTunes.

[BRI△⃒⃘N @BrianAlan__]

I think it’s impossible for me to overstate how much I loathe @JeffLandry and this bullshit stunt he pulled. #ULLNeverBeATiger

[Brandon Walker College Football Show @BFWshow]

Louisiana’s Governor Jeff Landry took a SHOT at Brian Kelly’s LSU Tigers

[Belle Es You @SouthernbeLLSU]

No horsecollar call on the left. But called on the right… ok.

[Barstool LSU @LSUBarstool]

One of these is targeting and one is not, guess which one is which

[Bocock Brothers Premium Cigars @bocockbrothers]

We should just play for Shreveport. Loser has to keep it.

[BRI△⃒⃘N @BrianAlan__]

@houseofdragontv @jacy_raye 😂😂😂

[Nathan Jensen @NateMJensen]

Thinking of a new email signature other than "best".

You'll never take me alive,
Nate

[daniela @abolishICE6969]

we never did get to grab that drink…

[BRI△⃒⃘N @BrianAlan__]

I gotta get outta here.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

y’all be like “music saved me” and then it’s just machine gun kelly

[BRI△⃒⃘N @BrianAlan__]

She must have seen you in traffic @jacy_raye

[Niccoya @niccoyat]

The lady next to me in traffic is blasting Olivia Rodrigo and full on sobbing.. I-

[BRI△⃒⃘N @BrianAlan__]

This is the grocery store from handmaids tale

[Liz @lizpkardash]

When I say I want my home to be organized and clean I expect NO LESS than Khloe Kardashian’s pantry

[#NFL @babycr00kz]

Tracking number isn’t enough, I need to be on the delivery drivers private story.

[BRI△⃒⃘N @BrianAlan__]

@dvar1 I want to know wtf this is so bad but I don’t need any new hyper fixations rn.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

btw if MLK and anne frank hadn’t been killed, they’d both be 93 today (younger than betty white). i think it’s important to see pictures of them in color as a reminder that “history” was not very long ago

[BRI△⃒⃘N @BrianAlan__]

@kirawontmiss @jacy_raye

[Robvolver 🛒 @Burnvolver]

The CDC said puke & rally