d00k is puke

Bird up

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A mood

[Keenan Allen @Keenan13Allen]

Just checked my bank account and I’m going dumb af

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BREAKING: Japan has invented the hourglass

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

Japan has invented a beer glass that makes you drink slower.

The shape of the glass slows down the pace of drinking by about three times.

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@stadio out of all the “same faces, new places” (player or manager) who are you most excited about? And who do you have the most concerns about?

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@KevinJPettit3

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@BarstoolBigCat who do we like tonight? Just moved to NC so I wanna get my hands dirty

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Little maker

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

Beach worms

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This dude is actually the worst

[Feature First 🍿🎬 @Feature_First]

Neil deGrasse Tyson critiques thumpers and sandworms in 'DUNE: PART TWO'.

"You can't thump sand, if you do this to sand [slams fist] nobody else is gonna hear it... they have the worm going straight fast, no that's not how physics work they gotta curl"

Source: @colbertlateshow

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hahahahah fuck you d00kies

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@mikefreemanNFL At least he was kind enough to send his regards

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@wbpictures why has there not been a Voldemort biopic? We need this

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*Narrator voice*: The season was in fact over

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Jake Browning now takes over as the Bengals’ starting QB. “This season is far from over,” said Bengals’ HC Zac Taylor.

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Nevermind. I’ve been got

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I’m sorry what?

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I’m sorry what?

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Pickel*

[Pete Sibley @442Wide]

Pickle Arteta

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So excited to hear @Philly_Mays on @PardonMyTake

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@SarahSpain @JeppsonsMalort Gotta add this to the list @PFTCommenter

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….so do I start Kelce next week yes or no?

[Gracey ✨ @northastrology]

Since Travis Kelce’s birth time is not known (yet, give me time) here is Taylor Swift’s birth chart with Kelce’s planets on the outer wheel ⚡️

His Libra Sun + Mars boosts her 11th House of friendships and community

His Scorpio Venus conjunct her Scorpio Mars means ELECTRICITY for them both

His Moon & her Sun are hilarious & their connection feels like best friends meets lovers

Kelce’s last breakup revolved around his ex being a spoiled brat and him not wanting to foot the bill/be embarrassed by her antic much longer. His mom/family couldn’t stand her… meanwhile this 2nd House pileup indicates they both bring their own to the table. His Saturn conjunct her Mercury in the 2nd House indicates marriage potential here.

They have the same path as far as soul purpose, living by example through human connection is exactly what they embody.

Taylor’s Vertex (aka spiritual gifts and magical people you may meet) and Jupiter is conjunct Kelce’s Jupiter, showing a LOOOOOOOOOOT of motherly love + approval on both ends.

Travis’ Mercury falls in her 10th House making her public image impacted by him in a positive way, a Virgo Mercury may be critical at times and Travis will have to push past his discomfort of everyone knowing his business for this to be manageable long term ⚡️

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Buffs by a billion

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Fighting words…

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Remember when Emmanuel Dennis was the talk of the town last season?

[John Percy @JPercyTelegraph]

#nffc transfer news - Jonjo Shelvey is close to joining Turkish club Rizespor on loan after unhappy spell at Nottingham Forest. Emmanuel Dennis also likely to move to Turkish Super Lig before Friday’s deadline https://t.co/yStlPo8Mru

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I too would like to be an NBA power forward

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Anthony Davis has a desire to play more Power Foward next season, per @mcten

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😔

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

Jimmy Buffett, the legendary "Margaritaville" singer-songwriter, has died at age 76 https://t.co/TsNVMGUdc6