Brian

This is a back up social media account for my LinkedIn profile

[Brian @BrianB456]

I’m too thick for thigh gap thursday

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@_chris_mcglynn I could dig Stanley yelnats holes to get out of this recession

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I took off my glasses to play a VR game at an arcade and I was blind in the game too. It makes sense, but it still hurt in the moment.

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@GKelbel Having the hangover on this list a real unexpected pick, but experts say it does slap

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@Manveer1Singh On par with the Steak ‘n Shake employee referring to you as the man in the white hat

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Arlie hugged me before she left for work today which means I did not cheat on her in her dreams.
*Feeling lucky today

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@lucasdantasj If I tell her that other people did it then she might think it’s okay to start putting bleach in more of my food. Dangerous game here

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I learned that when I was home during the start of the pandemic that my mother was washing all the raw vegetables I ate with bleach.

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“To make sure we didn’t get covid”, but those random spots of indigestion were just part of the sacrifice I guess

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@GKelbel Very proud of you!

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#GobbleMeSwollowMeDripDownTheSideOfMe

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So thankful that there is the clean version of WAP, which is wet and gushy. This makes me feel a lot more clean. God bless #WAP

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@GKelbel What did Apple Music do to you Grace?

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Pitbull got famous off lines like bada bing bada boom, mr. worldwide as I stepped in the room. That makes me wonder if it’s genius or really just stupid.

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@jakobpolendo

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I summon pot of greed (to draw 3 additional cards from my deck)!

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Professional opionion: keystones should be illegal.

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How do you think I won best booty with no support