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A mass of molecular particles with a semblance of sentience.

[Ringmaster @BrianBurwell]

@lessgeabere1982 @ConfinoFred And the hits keep on coming! https://t.co/T1AtU8Ugqh

[Ringmaster @BrianBurwell]

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[Newegg @Newegg]

🎉New Year! New CPU!??🎉

We’re giving away one of the most powerful gaming chips on the market — the @AMDRyzen 7 9800X3D! 🎁💻 With lightning-fast performance and unmatched power, the Ryzen 7 9800X3D is a game-changer for anyone serious about their rig.

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🗓 1/1/25 at 12:01 AM PST to 1/5/25 at 11:59 PM PST

Happy New Year to all — don’t forget to spread the holiday cheer! 🎄✨

[Ringmaster @BrianBurwell]

@robtswthrayguns Or were you not financially savvy back then and just left it in a bank? 🧐

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@robtswthrayguns What did you do with your "Milk Money" in the 90's? 🤨Put it in low-expense index funds? 🤪 https://t.co/ByLWZdzU4N

[Ringmaster @BrianBurwell]

New @ConsumerReports study finds dangerous levels of lead in cinnamon. Tell the @US_FDA to enforce strong national standards for heavy metals in our food. https://t.co/yj9aQoxpqZ

[Ringmaster @BrianBurwell]

#Croatoan

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This show is getting way too real https://t.co/bLIQV9G4Z2

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Watch "Why millions of Americans could lose health insurance subsidies" on YouTube https://t.co/vIuvU2oYeJ

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It's the end of the world! https://t.co/1ZmHIiyVba

[Ringmaster @BrianBurwell]

@Cub_guns95 I'd rather grab your ass after you impale me and hold you in until after I'm done using you! 😈😘

[Ringmaster @BrianBurwell]

Another "perfect" call, I'm sure 🙄 - Trump Put Musk on Phone With Zelensky During Call

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[Ringmaster @BrianBurwell]

@RoyalBl41412373 I don't know about you but I die a little every day! Sometimes two or three times a day! 😎https://t.co/YgT5ivOVdp

[Ringmaster @BrianBurwell]

Do not do a search for hashtag end times! 😳

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Who is ready for the seven plagues? #EndTimes https://t.co/5WqSZYgxYz

[Ringmaster @BrianBurwell]

Track 596: "Santa Monica" by Everclear https://t.co/3k59pdESgJ

[Dark Side of Brian @BrianDarkside]

"Alternative" Lyrics 596 https://t.co/MEGGOHkIHN

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Track 371: "Roller Star" by Arabesque https://t.co/zxgnmCQBqR

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Track 595: "Where Grass Won't Grow" by George Jones https://t.co/zMZ6AIMLFA

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@Unsucchiacazzi But didn't you say you were going to the West coast? 🤔 That's a long ways from my house on the East coast... 😅 I'll just say you're my "girlfriend" in Canada... 🤪 https://t.co/6Dh1AWyxsx

[Ringmaster @BrianBurwell]

@Unsucchiacazzi And if you want to do the whole dual citizenship thing... 😅

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@Unsucchiacazzi Do I ask her to mate now...? 😍

[Ringmaster @BrianBurwell]

Well, I give up on AI drawing an elephant coming out of the sea with seven heads and ten horns with a crown on each horn.