~Randy Sumbitch~

I wear non-slip shoes.

[~Randy Sumbitch~ @BrianCLuscher]

Congratulations, dummies.
You asked for this.

[~Randy Sumbitch~ @BrianCLuscher]

"...price increases from rising fuel costs and transportation expenses due to inflation and tariffs."

[~Randy Sumbitch~ @BrianCLuscher]

100 Tesla owners vs 1 turn signal

[~Randy Sumbitch~ @BrianCLuscher]

Do lacrosse goalies even have any fucking fun?

[~Randy Sumbitch~ @BrianCLuscher]

Any man who can rent a tux thinks they can kiss you on new year's eve

[~Randy Sumbitch~ @BrianCLuscher]

Is this Circa Survive?

[~Randy Sumbitch~ @BrianCLuscher]

The timing of all of these bankruptcy filings sure seems strategic

[~Randy Sumbitch~ @BrianCLuscher]

I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

[~Randy Sumbitch~ @BrianCLuscher]

Imagine all the tesla drivers intentionally not being allowed to merge right now

[~Randy Sumbitch~ @BrianCLuscher]

Six bankruptcies is acumen as f*ck

[POLITICO @politico]

Trump’s business acumen has long been his armor. It’s being put to the test. https://t.co/2oN37BPGXI

[~Randy Sumbitch~ @BrianCLuscher]

Very few things give me the same level of anxiety as watching my wife trying to pick something to watch on Netflix

[~Randy Sumbitch~ @BrianCLuscher]

@sidecarsomm @LKpaddy 💰 🍗

[~Randy Sumbitch~ @BrianCLuscher]

"It's your patriotic duty to pay a lot for groceries!"

[~Randy Sumbitch~ @BrianCLuscher]

Congratulations, dummies.

[~Randy Sumbitch~ @BrianCLuscher]

There go the Nat'l Parks

[~Randy Sumbitch~ @BrianCLuscher]

We're Number 1 in measles cases in the US!

Keep reaching for the stars, Texas!

[~Randy Sumbitch~ @BrianCLuscher]

Just standing shirtless in the kitchen at home after work knocking back a shot and a beer.*

*Alexa, play Today's Hits."

[~Randy Sumbitch~ @BrianCLuscher]

Isn't this some sort of tortious interference?

[~Randy Sumbitch~ @BrianCLuscher]

Marco Rubio is a ponce.

[~Randy Sumbitch~ @BrianCLuscher]

Zelensky got ambushed.

[~Randy Sumbitch~ @BrianCLuscher]

Embarrassing.